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blegh
Horus Manufacturing Mechs are so great bc half their rules are like Reality Obliterating Anticausality Time Gun We Haven't Invented Yet, and the other half of their rules are canonical shitposts bc they are posters, and it's impossible to tell which is which

observe:
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
like. Alternative treatments can be very cool. It doesn't even have to be a new thing commissioned by Magic, you can license art that already exists, or pay real artists to recreate important scenes

compare and contrast these two
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
this is a real candy from 1998.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this is what the back of the house looks like
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
this cycle looks like good food tokens, what are we doing
October 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
this guy!

I think Big Red is a fun archetype I like seeing, would love to see more of, and I think he also tweaks a number of old inefficient creatures and artefacts to make casting them a really good value proposition in a way that feels like giving every card sharpie errata
October 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I saw them live with Mastodon recently and they had a GIANT puppet

They played all the hits, it was great.
October 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This is maybe the funniest thing for a CEO to have written as one of her last skeets before making bad jokes about how she hates her websites users
October 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Kratos doesn't even remove indestructible from gods wtf
September 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
A kind of stupid thing I've been doing is making my Eldrazi deck have only 1 Wastes and every other land be an untapped colorless land from a different plane. I had been begrudgingly curious what the New York colorless lands would be, and tbh I hate this dumb set so much I don't even care
September 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
posting one of my very favorite magic cards of all time, which despite being a bug is not a Creature Insect
August 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
we already have Blue Shell, and there's probably enough cute little pilots that you could smash into a set of Vehicles for a cubelet or Battle Box or 6 Jumpstarts to run as a silly boxed game
August 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
four cards, four card types that are hugely influential to the way you enjoy Magic:
August 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
sometimes 8/8s are menacing but this golden oldie is very menacing
August 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
An oldie but a goodie, done as a pandemic project. Painted with contrast paints and a goblin green rim to go with that classic blue white fade background

a conversion that uses high elf archer banner as tabard, and parts from 3 different Eldar dreadnoughts to get matching arms and no shoulder mount
August 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Kid Vid is somehow both more and less X-Treem than I remember
August 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm just so tired
August 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They're friends
August 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
#HalloweenCreep2025 July 31st is officially the start of Halloween season until next year
July 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
just to add more examples, this scene was improvised bc Harrison Ford had the flu & was filming everything anyway. he didn't want to do the elaborate whip vs swordfighting scene in the heat, but knew he had blanks in the gun

They both stayed in character and it's a perfect distillation of Indy
July 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
every time
July 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I think Hylderblade is pretty cool! I looks like there's a cycle of really cheap really powerful Equipments with high Equip costs but a method to free Equip

mashing 1-2 of these onto a lot of creatures forces a block, and then another creature picks it up right after
July 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
1) I hear what you're saying
2) but:
The second largest city in America (LA) is 2670 miles away from Washington DC. Here's a map of what 2670 from Paris looks like for scale.

Note the entirety of Europe, and that you could cross the Atlantic Ocean and reach Canada while being closer
July 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM