Same except I tried to turn my bedroom into a haunted house but got vetoed by my mom

It was just insider vs. outsider politics. Lamb had absolutely nothing to recommend him except his name and Fetterman picked his bones clean because of it.

He consistently has no idea what he's talking about

For the hundredth time: Fetterman won the primary because he was the only candidate with any organization. He won every single county. He had almost no endorsements. His victory was by and for Fetterman.

abolish the senate imo

No, you've proven repeatedly that you don't.

Will also doesn't understand the concept of social exclusion. The expectation that "everyone has [X] nowadays" is a big problem for the lower rungs, so much so that we've had to create government programs to ensure a quarter of the population doesn't get left in the dust (Obamaphones, for instance)

He is a centrist.

Does The Right Thing™

They're talking to him like someone's toddler wandered into the booth

Schumer comes pre-folded

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oh no I'm FALLing into a row of woodchippers

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