I contain multidudes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I contain multidudes.
I want to clarify my earlier statements about Sen. John Fetterman and his tragic fall and injury. I wasn't saying it would be FUNNY if he fell because us normal people tied up his legs with ropes that, to him, looked like mere strands of string. I simply believed this to be what actually happened.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I want to clarify my earlier statements about Sen. John Fetterman and his tragic fall and injury. I wasn't saying it would be FUNNY if he fell because us normal people tied up his legs with ropes that, to him, looked like mere strands of string. I simply believed this to be what actually happened.
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they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
Literally everything the New York Times does is at the behest of powerful people and it's not a conspiracy to say that editorial decisions are informed by that fact
"I'm a rando who prefers to believe that everything is a conspiracy and am happy to tell women that I know better than she does how their literal job works" That a news org makes an editorial decision you wouldn't (or I wouldn't) doesn't mean someone is killing a story on behalf of a powerful person
"I write for the New York Times, and I can assure you that we've never buried stories on behalf of powerful people, many of those powerful people being part of NYT management. We only publish what's fit to print, like Zohran's application to Columbia that was leaked by a white nationalist"
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Literally everything the New York Times does is at the behest of powerful people and it's not a conspiracy to say that editorial decisions are informed by that fact
A non-ironic welcome to everyone who is now discovering that America is a psychosexual nightmare powered by the blood of innocents
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A non-ironic welcome to everyone who is now discovering that America is a psychosexual nightmare powered by the blood of innocents
Lmao this rocks
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Lmao this rocks
[class solidarity intensifies]
The Times had a corrupt reporter that it benched and then fired, when it found out he was soliciting Epstein for a donation and otherwise behaving inappropriately with a source.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
[class solidarity intensifies]
There should be some kind of competency hearing before you're allowed to have Chris's job. Or maybe there is and they score it the other way.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
There should be some kind of competency hearing before you're allowed to have Chris's job. Or maybe there is and they score it the other way.
"this is the challenger disaster of media ethics"
"I am shocked that people in power have no sense of duty"
Am I the only one who remembers the 2000s or
"I am shocked that people in power have no sense of duty"
Am I the only one who remembers the 2000s or
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"this is the challenger disaster of media ethics"
"I am shocked that people in power have no sense of duty"
Am I the only one who remembers the 2000s or
"I am shocked that people in power have no sense of duty"
Am I the only one who remembers the 2000s or
The people who are posting stuff like "actually, I don't care WHO is implicated - I don't want pedophiles in government!" are so brave, thank you for your service
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The people who are posting stuff like "actually, I don't care WHO is implicated - I don't want pedophiles in government!" are so brave, thank you for your service
People are focusing too much on "NYT reporter was compromised by his financial relationship with Epstein" and not enough on "oh yeah and he did it for a measly $30k"
Do people remember that this same NYT reporter solicited a $30,000 donation from Jeffrey Epstein for a Montessori school and then got pushed out of the Times by Ellen Pollock shortly after?
And he refused to share Epstein's contact info with another NYT reporter assigned to do the piece about him.
And he refused to share Epstein's contact info with another NYT reporter assigned to do the piece about him.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
People are focusing too much on "NYT reporter was compromised by his financial relationship with Epstein" and not enough on "oh yeah and he did it for a measly $30k"
I think it would be fun if Trump started pretending he doesn't speak English every time someone asks about Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I think it would be fun if Trump started pretending he doesn't speak English every time someone asks about Epstein
As long as we're just saying things: the Pod Save America guys are all on the flight logs
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
As long as we're just saying things: the Pod Save America guys are all on the flight logs
There's a conversation to be had about the benefits of the carrot versus the stick, but bringing it up in reference to The Great White Shrek is so so so so funny
No one on this website will ever stop and think about whether bullying/rudeness actually gets us more allies or alienates people that we need.
Here's John Fetterman complaining on CNN about how mean Bluesky is to him -- and how the far-left is way more "poisonous" than the far-right.
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There's a conversation to be had about the benefits of the carrot versus the stick, but bringing it up in reference to The Great White Shrek is so so so so funny
Score another point for my "the intellectual world runs on total dipshits gassing each other up" theory
Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Score another point for my "the intellectual world runs on total dipshits gassing each other up" theory
"Why didn't Joe Biden release any of these emails????"
lol, lmao
lol, lmao
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Why didn't Joe Biden release any of these emails????"
lol, lmao
lol, lmao
It's best to think of the past 25 years as an elaborate proof of The Aristocrats joke
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's best to think of the past 25 years as an elaborate proof of The Aristocrats joke
Incredible conversations are happening on Bluesky, the Nothing App
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Incredible conversations are happening on Bluesky, the Nothing App
It's cope time, baby
I'm mad about the shut down and worried about healthcare, but not letting people starve is a pretty good reason to cave on this bureaucratic fight, the more I think about it. So just say that: Republicans wanted you to starve rather than compromise, so we let this one go.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's cope time, baby
Reminded of when Hillary Clinton said "Madame Secretary" and "House of Cards" to a question about what she likes to watch.
Anyway, the Pope's favorite movie is Spotlight.
Anyway, the Pope's favorite movie is Spotlight.
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Reminded of when Hillary Clinton said "Madame Secretary" and "House of Cards" to a question about what she likes to watch.
Anyway, the Pope's favorite movie is Spotlight.
Anyway, the Pope's favorite movie is Spotlight.
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Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
M: Congrats on becoming the new 007, James
BOND: "James." I'll have to get used to that.
M: Yes, well, it's important to His Majesty that we maintain consistency in every aspect. How about a drink to celebrate?
BOND: Yes, mum. I'll have a Sex on the Beach.
M: *raising her gun* Oh, James
BOND: "James." I'll have to get used to that.
M: Yes, well, it's important to His Majesty that we maintain consistency in every aspect. How about a drink to celebrate?
BOND: Yes, mum. I'll have a Sex on the Beach.
M: *raising her gun* Oh, James
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
M: Congrats on becoming the new 007, James
BOND: "James." I'll have to get used to that.
M: Yes, well, it's important to His Majesty that we maintain consistency in every aspect. How about a drink to celebrate?
BOND: Yes, mum. I'll have a Sex on the Beach.
M: *raising her gun* Oh, James
BOND: "James." I'll have to get used to that.
M: Yes, well, it's important to His Majesty that we maintain consistency in every aspect. How about a drink to celebrate?
BOND: Yes, mum. I'll have a Sex on the Beach.
M: *raising her gun* Oh, James
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they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
Chuck Schumer has imaginary friends and his defenders have imaginary enemies
Chuck Schumer is not the bad guy. Blame everyone who ignored the warnings and refused to vote for Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Chuck Schumer has imaginary friends and his defenders have imaginary enemies
The fantasy that the Dems are going to be taken over by a left version of the Tea Party is just that. The power structures and incentives within the parties are too different. The left may be able to seize some power at the local or state level, but we'll never get our hands on the party apparatus.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The fantasy that the Dems are going to be taken over by a left version of the Tea Party is just that. The power structures and incentives within the parties are too different. The left may be able to seize some power at the local or state level, but we'll never get our hands on the party apparatus.