Grunkle Stan | Vaxed + boosted (he/him)
@worstninjaever.bsky.social
Lvl 50 woke ninja. Singer, actor, bruncher, gamer, hugger. Internet dad, USB uncle, electronic son, responsible digital citizen. Member of Apocalypse Kow.
Also on Twitter?
Also on Twitter?
How do I know it's spring? The rival corvid gangs are starting beef with each other. The Krowz vs. The Magpyze battle for turf, and sometimes we'll see a scout from the J's checking things out.
This neighbourhood is Magpyze territory.
This neighbourhood is Magpyze territory.
April 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
How do I know it's spring? The rival corvid gangs are starting beef with each other. The Krowz vs. The Magpyze battle for turf, and sometimes we'll see a scout from the J's checking things out.
This neighbourhood is Magpyze territory.
This neighbourhood is Magpyze territory.
@boxingclever.bsky.social Is this where the Bob and Candice Appreciation Society is holding its meetings? I got a flyer from some hippie dressed as a ninja outside the Grab N Go.
January 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
@boxingclever.bsky.social Is this where the Bob and Candice Appreciation Society is holding its meetings? I got a flyer from some hippie dressed as a ninja outside the Grab N Go.
Finally saw my first Cybertruck on the road. Why is it the opposite of every good car design principle that I can think of?
January 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Finally saw my first Cybertruck on the road. Why is it the opposite of every good car design principle that I can think of?
Completely forgot about this thing I wrote a few years ago until someone reposted it. Bet you can tell which year I wrote it. :)
Three years ago, I wrote:
"Be wary, be wary, the sixth of January
The coup d'etat, treason, and hats
It's really quite scary that the sixth of January
Is full of seditious MAGAts"
Still appropriate.
"Be wary, be wary, the sixth of January
The coup d'etat, treason, and hats
It's really quite scary that the sixth of January
Is full of seditious MAGAts"
Still appropriate.
January 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Completely forgot about this thing I wrote a few years ago until someone reposted it. Bet you can tell which year I wrote it. :)
I still haven't decided if I'm attending family Christmas. I haven't spent much time with extended family since 2020, but I don't think many of them mask regularly. And the host is expecting 20+.
I love them, but I deal with the public daily, I take transit, and I have a show in February.
I love them, but I deal with the public daily, I take transit, and I have a show in February.
December 21, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I still haven't decided if I'm attending family Christmas. I haven't spent much time with extended family since 2020, but I don't think many of them mask regularly. And the host is expecting 20+.
I love them, but I deal with the public daily, I take transit, and I have a show in February.
I love them, but I deal with the public daily, I take transit, and I have a show in February.
Homemade BBQ pork buns made with homemade BBQ pork. I don't really know how to work with yeast, and I definitely don't know how to crimp. But they taste fine.
December 17, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Homemade BBQ pork buns made with homemade BBQ pork. I don't really know how to work with yeast, and I definitely don't know how to crimp. But they taste fine.
Back-to-work cookie series part 3: pumpkin pie shortbread! This one was a bit experimental. I've never used canned pumpkin pie filling before, and now I've still got half a can of the stuff in my fridge. :)
December 16, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Back-to-work cookie series part 3: pumpkin pie shortbread! This one was a bit experimental. I've never used canned pumpkin pie filling before, and now I've still got half a can of the stuff in my fridge. :)
The first two batches of cookies for next week's return to work are done. Why do I make such promises to work friends and challenges for myself?
Anyway, shortbread cookies, all of them. The red is chai and the grey/blue is Lady Grey tea with orange zest.
Anyway, shortbread cookies, all of them. The red is chai and the grey/blue is Lady Grey tea with orange zest.
December 15, 2024 at 2:31 AM
The first two batches of cookies for next week's return to work are done. Why do I make such promises to work friends and challenges for myself?
Anyway, shortbread cookies, all of them. The red is chai and the grey/blue is Lady Grey tea with orange zest.
Anyway, shortbread cookies, all of them. The red is chai and the grey/blue is Lady Grey tea with orange zest.
I made shortbread cookies. The light ones are almond and the dark ones are supposed to be chocolate espresso.
Mixed success. :)
Mixed success. :)
November 28, 2024 at 7:16 AM
I made shortbread cookies. The light ones are almond and the dark ones are supposed to be chocolate espresso.
Mixed success. :)
Mixed success. :)
I'm back on stage on Friday, December 6 with a cappella group, APOCALYPSE KOW. It's our Christmas show, and we're raising money to benefit Camp fYrefly.
We'll have music, comedy, skits, special guests, singalongs! Come see us at The Nest at NAIT!
Tickets: www.eventbrite.ca/d/canada--ed...
We'll have music, comedy, skits, special guests, singalongs! Come see us at The Nest at NAIT!
Tickets: www.eventbrite.ca/d/canada--ed...
November 27, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I'm back on stage on Friday, December 6 with a cappella group, APOCALYPSE KOW. It's our Christmas show, and we're raising money to benefit Camp fYrefly.
We'll have music, comedy, skits, special guests, singalongs! Come see us at The Nest at NAIT!
Tickets: www.eventbrite.ca/d/canada--ed...
We'll have music, comedy, skits, special guests, singalongs! Come see us at The Nest at NAIT!
Tickets: www.eventbrite.ca/d/canada--ed...
Lemon loaf. Be jealous.
November 27, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Lemon loaf. Be jealous.
Reposted by Grunkle Stan | Vaxed + boosted (he/him)
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
Oh look new game 😍
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
Oh look new game 😍
November 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
Oh look new game 😍
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
Oh look new game 😍
Reposted by Grunkle Stan | Vaxed + boosted (he/him)
A gentle reminder that if we miss the 1.5°C target (and we certainly will), the next target is 1.51°C and not 2°C. We need to keep fighting.
Every tonne of CO₂ emitted makes the job of future CO₂ removal harder, and every 0.01°C of temperature increase makes the world more chaotic and dangerous.
Every tonne of CO₂ emitted makes the job of future CO₂ removal harder, and every 0.01°C of temperature increase makes the world more chaotic and dangerous.
November 10, 2024 at 7:47 AM
A gentle reminder that if we miss the 1.5°C target (and we certainly will), the next target is 1.51°C and not 2°C. We need to keep fighting.
Every tonne of CO₂ emitted makes the job of future CO₂ removal harder, and every 0.01°C of temperature increase makes the world more chaotic and dangerous.
Every tonne of CO₂ emitted makes the job of future CO₂ removal harder, and every 0.01°C of temperature increase makes the world more chaotic and dangerous.
Hugs to whoever needs it today. And tomorrow. And the next few years.
Always hugs, my friends and neighbours.
Always hugs, my friends and neighbours.
November 6, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Hugs to whoever needs it today. And tomorrow. And the next few years.
Always hugs, my friends and neighbours.
Always hugs, my friends and neighbours.
Might as well get my Covid, flu, AND TDaP shots all at once. What could possibly go wrong with all that fetal GMO 5G Illuminati gene therapy coursing through my woke humours? In this economy?
TLDR: I'm up to date on my shots until shingles next year. The pharmacist says I got "juicy arms," ladies!
TLDR: I'm up to date on my shots until shingles next year. The pharmacist says I got "juicy arms," ladies!
October 30, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Might as well get my Covid, flu, AND TDaP shots all at once. What could possibly go wrong with all that fetal GMO 5G Illuminati gene therapy coursing through my woke humours? In this economy?
TLDR: I'm up to date on my shots until shingles next year. The pharmacist says I got "juicy arms," ladies!
TLDR: I'm up to date on my shots until shingles next year. The pharmacist says I got "juicy arms," ladies!
This is what Stan looks like with a moustache and beard. Get a good luck, commit it to memory, and ask it to marry you, because I'm shaving it off.
Thanks to @doctorteeth.bsky.social for the photos and all the compliments.
Thanks to @doctorteeth.bsky.social for the photos and all the compliments.
October 28, 2024 at 4:42 AM
This is what Stan looks like with a moustache and beard. Get a good luck, commit it to memory, and ask it to marry you, because I'm shaving it off.
Thanks to @doctorteeth.bsky.social for the photos and all the compliments.
Thanks to @doctorteeth.bsky.social for the photos and all the compliments.
Hey @itsjago.bsky.social, you may start seeing some damage to your car...
If someone asks you to hang out but you don't want to go, the best way to decline is by telling them you are busy and the worst way to decline is by writing "NO" in honey on their car so that it attracts bears
October 27, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Hey @itsjago.bsky.social, you may start seeing some damage to your car...
I'm in a play in February!
October 25, 2024 at 7:25 AM
I'm in a play in February!
I suppose I should start posting here more often, but things are familiar over there and I've spent years doing the thing.
The thought of starting over somewhere new is intimidating, but a lot of people/accounts I know are already here. I'm 49 and it's like I'm starting at a new school.
I like pie
The thought of starting over somewhere new is intimidating, but a lot of people/accounts I know are already here. I'm 49 and it's like I'm starting at a new school.
I like pie
October 19, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I suppose I should start posting here more often, but things are familiar over there and I've spent years doing the thing.
The thought of starting over somewhere new is intimidating, but a lot of people/accounts I know are already here. I'm 49 and it's like I'm starting at a new school.
I like pie
The thought of starting over somewhere new is intimidating, but a lot of people/accounts I know are already here. I'm 49 and it's like I'm starting at a new school.
I like pie
Happy new year, friends and neighbours!
February 10, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Happy new year, friends and neighbours!
Reposted by Grunkle Stan | Vaxed + boosted (he/him)
A weird thing about the fixation on “are we already at 1.5C of warming / when will we hit 1.5C” is that, since avoiding *every fraction of a degree possible* of climate change matters, the actual big actions the world needs to scale up today to aim below 1.5 or 1.6 or 2.0C are *exactly the same*.
February 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
A weird thing about the fixation on “are we already at 1.5C of warming / when will we hit 1.5C” is that, since avoiding *every fraction of a degree possible* of climate change matters, the actual big actions the world needs to scale up today to aim below 1.5 or 1.6 or 2.0C are *exactly the same*.
This is life.
February 1, 2024 at 3:06 AM
This is life.
I did a thing. Three kinds of shortbread cookie: Skor, chai, and Lady Grey with orange zest.
January 25, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I did a thing. Three kinds of shortbread cookie: Skor, chai, and Lady Grey with orange zest.
It appears to be VERY snowing outside, perhaps even VERILY snowing!
January 9, 2024 at 7:14 PM
It appears to be VERY snowing outside, perhaps even VERILY snowing!