POV: you are in a prison of your own creation
October 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
POV: you are in a prison of your own creation
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it's cool how everything good in the world is being destroyed by dumb assholes with no taste but lots of money
May 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
it's cool how everything good in the world is being destroyed by dumb assholes with no taste but lots of money
the old crabapple tree is getting mulched today. Meet me at the site of the old crabapple tree if you want an asskicking while im crying the whole time
April 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the old crabapple tree is getting mulched today. Meet me at the site of the old crabapple tree if you want an asskicking while im crying the whole time
Current hell level: boss describes new business plan while loudly eating an apple
March 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Current hell level: boss describes new business plan while loudly eating an apple
If i had a company specializing in photographing colonial style home drapery i would call it the man who shot liberty valence
March 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If i had a company specializing in photographing colonial style home drapery i would call it the man who shot liberty valence
Midworld weekend trip
February 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Midworld weekend trip
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sorry i cant make it in today. Yeah I'm listening to that Aphrodite's child album again. No, im not coming back until i can make the hooting noises at the end of 'ofis'.
December 7, 2024 at 3:09 PM
sorry i cant make it in today. Yeah I'm listening to that Aphrodite's child album again. No, im not coming back until i can make the hooting noises at the end of 'ofis'.
Thrice a shitter (the yeomans tale)
January 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thrice a shitter (the yeomans tale)
It is too nice to work today and possibly too nice to not make a run for it
January 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It is too nice to work today and possibly too nice to not make a run for it
This could be us but you and the other shadowy figures keep playing
January 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This could be us but you and the other shadowy figures keep playing
Setting a new land speed record for phoning it in today
January 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Setting a new land speed record for phoning it in today
Celebrating the lords day the traditional way: burning one in the yard and watching movies where dudes get chopped with swords
December 29, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Celebrating the lords day the traditional way: burning one in the yard and watching movies where dudes get chopped with swords
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For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
Skipping a shower after a night of no sleep as an early warning system for my coworkers
December 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Skipping a shower after a night of no sleep as an early warning system for my coworkers
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joke’s on you 8am alarm i’ve been up for hours already haha loser
November 13, 2024 at 1:01 PM
joke’s on you 8am alarm i’ve been up for hours already haha loser
Roosevelt coffee and the bottom half of a burger bun with butter on it for lunch. Okie ass meal.
December 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Roosevelt coffee and the bottom half of a burger bun with butter on it for lunch. Okie ass meal.
sorry i cant make it in today. Yeah I'm listening to that Aphrodite's child album again. No, im not coming back until i can make the hooting noises at the end of 'ofis'.
December 7, 2024 at 3:09 PM
sorry i cant make it in today. Yeah I'm listening to that Aphrodite's child album again. No, im not coming back until i can make the hooting noises at the end of 'ofis'.
Its pie noon baby (7:06am)
December 7, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Its pie noon baby (7:06am)
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for a good time call someone else
December 3, 2024 at 4:14 AM
for a good time call someone else
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content warning: this content sucks
November 25, 2024 at 2:30 PM
content warning: this content sucks
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been feeding my flowers for algernon pills to a bird instead of taking them like dr said. bird is outside my window screaming at me in crisp george plimpton accented speech to let him inside. i cant hear tv too loud lol
October 11, 2023 at 12:41 AM
been feeding my flowers for algernon pills to a bird instead of taking them like dr said. bird is outside my window screaming at me in crisp george plimpton accented speech to let him inside. i cant hear tv too loud lol
I had some sardines on toast for lunch, with some chopped garlic and hot sauce. Gonna eat a raw onion next and gargle with hot linburger.
November 10, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I had some sardines on toast for lunch, with some chopped garlic and hot sauce. Gonna eat a raw onion next and gargle with hot linburger.
Another day another attempt to convince my friend that parasites from raccoons are real
October 4, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Another day another attempt to convince my friend that parasites from raccoons are real
Lurching closer to fleeing to the mountains. Your emails and demands will not find me in The Place.
October 3, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Lurching closer to fleeing to the mountains. Your emails and demands will not find me in The Place.