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Lord High Emperor Of Sustenance
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a uniquely incompetent individual
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a selection of my cat faith sitting in silly ways 🐈
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-3 this morning the one day i have to be out!! it's a shame they don't make jeans without holes in the knees
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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shouldn't be afwaid ✌️✨

#theyoungones #rikmayall #adrianedmondson
August 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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🕯️ Where's this young man off to?

Finally! FINALLY! I am proud to announce that Iron Rations has its very first update now LIVE! It would mean the world to us if you read along. More to come soon.

ironrations.thecomicseries.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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'The Prince Charles Cinema' (2025) by Imogen Hawgood
imogenhawgood.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
happy halloween from this Adam and Billy!!! now he's 21, its time for drinks 🍸 (( @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social ))
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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5 Tactful Ways To Shut Down Jigsaw At Thanksgiving When He Starts Arguing In Favor Of Sadistic Death Traps
clickhole.com/5-tactful-wa...
5 Tactful Ways To Shut Down Jigsaw At Thanksgiving When He Starts Arguing In Favor Of Sadistic Death Traps - ClickHole
When Thanksgiving rolls around and the whole family gets together, you can usually expect Jigsaw the serial killer to go on a long rant about…
clickhole.com
November 27, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Neil Pye core
October 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Kirby and the Universal Credit
September 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Ever wondered to yourself "shoot.. I wonder what I would look like as a shadow heartless?" Well wonder no longer!!! For £5 (or like $7) I can draw YOU as a HEARTLESS!!!!!!
September 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
das me
August 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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One thing that gives me anxiety is the hyper speed that people talk at when they’re narrating “content” online. I know attention spans are short but I’lI watch an Instagram video about some persons favourite restaurants in Edinburgh and it feels like I’m doing coke with them in a toilet stall at 4am
August 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Time has changed
August 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOO
*****EVERY EPISODE OF COUNT DUCKULA IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE ON ITVX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*****
July 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Painting destiny's embrace on twitch! Come hang out!!
twitch.tv/hallovveentown
Lemme know if my audio is gross
July 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I wish I could find my year 6 teacher and tell him I still think about the fudge he used to make for the class. I've been all across England, Newcastle to Brighton, seeking an equivalent, but I've never had any fudge that comes close to the absolute delicacy that he'd make.
July 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Shart fight
July 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Nothing but respect for my president. (via @attitudemag.bsky.social)
June 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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You may have heard that the book publisher Unbound has collapsed into a big hole and taken everybody's money with it. If you're interested in the nifty and eclectic books which got shafted, keep an eye on therebounded.substack.com which will be telling you about them & where you can get them.
The Rebound | Susannah Walker | Substack
If there is one piece of good news from the Unbound publishing debacle, it is that agents and publishers have a chance to take on some amazing agents and books. This is where you find out about them....
therebounded.substack.com
June 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
part of why politics is going so insane is because there's no risk of being made fun of by dara o'briain and hugh dennis anymore. in this essay I will
June 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
in this cost of living crisis and imminent recession, I'm happy to announce I'm not gay but $10 is $10
June 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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"That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back." #theprincessbride #art #medieval
June 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM