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a youtube comment reading "the announcer keeps saying the puck squirts out and a lot of us are gay and use the word differently"
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Screenshot of a bsky draft: “Every time I go to the pharmacy I feel like I’m the one taking crazy pills. What do you mean insurance will only pay for one vial or four vials, not the two I need. What do you mean insurance only covers 8 needles a year and I need a prior authorization for that. But they’ll cover the injectable medication. What do you mean you don’t have needles. What do you mean you don’t stock my extremely common asthma medicine. The prices are vibes. The wait times are vibes. The pharmacist is on the phone and always has been and always will be. Sometimes they check my id and sometimes they just need my address. I can sit and wait but also I’ll need to come back tomorrow because I have entered the twilight zone and cannot return”. It is 425 characters over the limit.
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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today in "jobs that turned out to be scams" and/or "sounds like a you problem"
Screenshot of Indeed messages. Recruiter: Hi, do you have your OSHA? me: I do not have an OSHA certificate Recruiter: Oh no, I told my boss you have your OSHA. Is it possible to get it? [it] takes up to a week. me: I would be willing to get it after a job offer had been extended
March 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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prepping more worm tattoos for the worm ankle
January 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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why is this cat wet (wrong guesses only)
December 24, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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felt cute won’t delete later send tweet
Cutie in a blue-and orange ny sirens hockey jersey, standing in their bathroom. One side of the jersey is pulled up so you can see their briefs, which are color coordinated. They have tattoos on both forearms.
December 11, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Adult gender reveal posts are just as cringe as baby gender reveal posts. Case in point: my gender reveal post
November 21, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Let the record show that snake sideburns was one of my best ideas
October 25, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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She’s a connoisseur of fashion
Shoes, a large tabby cat, lays on a coffee table book turned to two pictures of Iris van Herpen’s designs Shoes, a large tabby cat, eats the corner of a coffee table book turned to a picture of an Alexander McQueen dress. Her whole mouth is around the corner of said book.
September 26, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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my biological child
August 28, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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January 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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I made bingo cards for the cats
Individual bingo cards for two cats named socks and shoes. The free spaces are “be prrfect” and the rest are behaviors. They will almost certainly fill in these cards completely in about 20 minutes.
January 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Pet parenthood is so cool. Shoes just did a puke that sounded exactly like a sink drain backing up because a demon is coming out of it.
Shoes The Cat, resting peacefully and pretending she’s never done a crime (she’s right)
December 23, 2023 at 6:29 PM
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This is a creature who doesn’t fear the judgement of a god
December 14, 2023 at 12:53 AM
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it’s time to Pokémon go to the poles
Picture of a white woman on a stripper pole in the least sexy position imaginable. Her hands are on the pole but her feet are so far behind her. In the moments after the picture was taken she 100% bellyflopped into the pole.
December 12, 2023 at 7:04 PM
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I got paid to take this bathroom selfie which is why it’s so good
November 22, 2023 at 5:19 PM
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[chuckles] I’m in danger
Text messages reading: “Quick q: how many times can I listen to Who Killed Amanda Palmer in a row before it becomes an issue” “I just asked my therapist. She loves the question but didn’t have an answer”
October 12, 2023 at 3:41 PM
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Howdy pardner
The rootin tootin-est little frog you ever did see. He’s wearing a cowboy hat and embroidered on a shirt. His lil head is just peeking out above the shirt pocket. That same rootin tootin frog, embroidered on the same shirt. The pocket is pulled down to reveal his bow tie (he’s a professional) and revolver (professional gun slinger)
October 10, 2023 at 2:24 PM