worm-powered rock
@wormcore.bsky.social
they/he
asspiring himbo
asspiring himbo
She mamma on my Mia till I go again
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
She mamma on my Mia till I go again
Bad news :))) binders now need fda approval as medical devices :))) and the fda is sending out warning letters :))))))
www.fda.gov/inspections-...
www.fda.gov/inspections-...
Warning Letters
Main FDA Warning Letter Page
www.fda.gov
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Bad news :))) binders now need fda approval as medical devices :))) and the fda is sending out warning letters :))))))
www.fda.gov/inspections-...
www.fda.gov/inspections-...
The thing is that I’m both 32 and in puberty so some days my body sucks in just about every way possible
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The thing is that I’m both 32 and in puberty so some days my body sucks in just about every way possible
Going to spend thanksgiving convincing my father to take me (a young man) into the city to see a marching band
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Going to spend thanksgiving convincing my father to take me (a young man) into the city to see a marching band
I was prepared for a lot in transitioning, but I wasn’t prepared to wake up as a lifelong lengthening mascara guylie and think “you know maybe I want volumizing mascara”
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I was prepared for a lot in transitioning, but I wasn’t prepared to wake up as a lifelong lengthening mascara guylie and think “you know maybe I want volumizing mascara”
The girl next to me: I don’t think my brothers ate a ton during puberty
Me, stealth, ready to eat the entire tray of barbecue she’s standing next to: relatable
The girl: yeah they all ate a pretty normal amount
Me, actively hallucinating that she turned into a chicken, cartoon desert island style:
Me, stealth, ready to eat the entire tray of barbecue she’s standing next to: relatable
The girl: yeah they all ate a pretty normal amount
Me, actively hallucinating that she turned into a chicken, cartoon desert island style:
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The girl next to me: I don’t think my brothers ate a ton during puberty
Me, stealth, ready to eat the entire tray of barbecue she’s standing next to: relatable
The girl: yeah they all ate a pretty normal amount
Me, actively hallucinating that she turned into a chicken, cartoon desert island style:
Me, stealth, ready to eat the entire tray of barbecue she’s standing next to: relatable
The girl: yeah they all ate a pretty normal amount
Me, actively hallucinating that she turned into a chicken, cartoon desert island style:
All of my widgets are gadget coded and I don’t care for that frankly
October 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
All of my widgets are gadget coded and I don’t care for that frankly
they say never post anything on the Internet that you don’t want read out loud in court but personally I think the judge seems smart and kind and I really like what they did with their robes today, it really suits them
October 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
they say never post anything on the Internet that you don’t want read out loud in court but personally I think the judge seems smart and kind and I really like what they did with their robes today, it really suits them
doctor: have you noticed any changes to mood since starting T?
Me: no it’s pretty standard except art has a whole extra emotional dimension that was previously only accessible to me when I was on enough estrogen to forcefem a chud gymbro
Me: no it’s pretty standard except art has a whole extra emotional dimension that was previously only accessible to me when I was on enough estrogen to forcefem a chud gymbro
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
doctor: have you noticed any changes to mood since starting T?
Me: no it’s pretty standard except art has a whole extra emotional dimension that was previously only accessible to me when I was on enough estrogen to forcefem a chud gymbro
Me: no it’s pretty standard except art has a whole extra emotional dimension that was previously only accessible to me when I was on enough estrogen to forcefem a chud gymbro
Wish we were in the timeline where I could wear a “don’t tread on me I’ll cum” shirt as a joke without making ppl worry
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wish we were in the timeline where I could wear a “don’t tread on me I’ll cum” shirt as a joke without making ppl worry
how dare my body change shape after months and months of taking hrt specifically to make it change shape 😠
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
how dare my body change shape after months and months of taking hrt specifically to make it change shape 😠
you’re in her dms, i’m in her google search results for “optometrists in my area” we are not the same
September 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
you’re in her dms, i’m in her google search results for “optometrists in my area” we are not the same
we’re gonna need a bigger blorbo
September 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
we’re gonna need a bigger blorbo
whenever my cat cleans her butthole she makes squish noises previously only found in tentacle porn
September 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
whenever my cat cleans her butthole she makes squish noises previously only found in tentacle porn
in a tough spot bc a cutie is sending me lewds but I can’t open them at work and when I told her she immediately started sending even more lewds just to frustrate me
September 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
in a tough spot bc a cutie is sending me lewds but I can’t open them at work and when I told her she immediately started sending even more lewds just to frustrate me
most of the time I’m really cool and normal but then sometimes I can feel every leg hair individually and I’m still cool and normal and also unable to hear because my hair is too loud
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
most of the time I’m really cool and normal but then sometimes I can feel every leg hair individually and I’m still cool and normal and also unable to hear because my hair is too loud
Cursed thought: seltzer bong
August 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Cursed thought: seltzer bong
Air compressor? I hardly air know her
August 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Air compressor? I hardly air know her
never have I ever felt more mom’s spaghetti than when my voice breaks
August 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
never have I ever felt more mom’s spaghetti than when my voice breaks
when I die put “this take is under construction” on my grave
August 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
when I die put “this take is under construction” on my grave
Trail mix is just durable salad
August 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Trail mix is just durable salad
For me the most difficult part of transitioning has been suppressing the urge to address the men at work as “giiiiiirl”
June 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
For me the most difficult part of transitioning has been suppressing the urge to address the men at work as “giiiiiirl”
Listening to guys at work talk politics from my cubicle trying not to breathe too loud like a fuckin gazelle but instead of figuring out if a lion is coming I’m figuring out if they think Biden was replaced by a robot
June 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Listening to guys at work talk politics from my cubicle trying not to breathe too loud like a fuckin gazelle but instead of figuring out if a lion is coming I’m figuring out if they think Biden was replaced by a robot