chris (worm)
@wormbinary.bsky.social
they/them • eat your dirt • worm (worm)
finds irgendwie vielsagend dass ich, seitdem mein leben actually verdammt gut läuft, basically null auf social media poste
May 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
finds irgendwie vielsagend dass ich, seitdem mein leben actually verdammt gut läuft, basically null auf social media poste
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Resurfacing this old wisdom imparted by a sage internet denizen of yore, as we embark on this new Bluesky journey together:
January 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Resurfacing this old wisdom imparted by a sage internet denizen of yore, as we embark on this new Bluesky journey together:
looked kinda tasty last saturday idk
December 24, 2024 at 5:27 PM
looked kinda tasty last saturday idk
weihnachten ohne familie und stattdessen mit freund*innen, smash bros, mario kart und burgern 🥰
December 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
weihnachten ohne familie und stattdessen mit freund*innen, smash bros, mario kart und burgern 🥰
2024 was an insane year but i pulled through and am better than when i entered it so fuck yeah
December 11, 2024 at 7:56 AM
2024 was an insane year but i pulled through and am better than when i entered it so fuck yeah
the homoerotic tension between me and only a bit over a week of work left
December 11, 2024 at 7:55 AM
the homoerotic tension between me and only a bit over a week of work left
god hates me for my whimsy and homosexual tendencies that's why he curses me with insufferable leg pain
December 4, 2024 at 7:20 AM
god hates me for my whimsy and homosexual tendencies that's why he curses me with insufferable leg pain
why would they lock a silly guy like me in an office....... why can i not dance through the woods....... haunt a library.......... kiss a dude............ stop calling me please........... im not here........ im in a better place........
November 25, 2024 at 9:19 AM
why would they lock a silly guy like me in an office....... why can i not dance through the woods....... haunt a library.......... kiss a dude............ stop calling me please........... im not here........ im in a better place........
since the holidays are getting closer, please keep in mind that omegas are not a christmas gift! many omegas get dropped once they enter their first heat, because their alphas are not ready to handle them
November 22, 2024 at 6:08 AM
since the holidays are getting closer, please keep in mind that omegas are not a christmas gift! many omegas get dropped once they enter their first heat, because their alphas are not ready to handle them
sorry for fingering the ache inside you that was left by your upbringing, it'll happen again
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
sorry for fingering the ache inside you that was left by your upbringing, it'll happen again
snow is fun and all until the car can't make it up the hill
November 21, 2024 at 2:20 PM
snow is fun and all until the car can't make it up the hill
the haunting of hill house (the book) gets 5/5 stars specifically for the gayness of it all
November 18, 2024 at 11:00 PM
the haunting of hill house (the book) gets 5/5 stars specifically for the gayness of it all
living my silly gay dream by reading a book while sitting at the fireplace with my cats
November 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
living my silly gay dream by reading a book while sitting at the fireplace with my cats
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what the hell am i purring here
November 18, 2024 at 2:57 PM
what the hell am i purring here
but im a kitty.......... im a meowdo............
November 18, 2024 at 2:36 PM
but im a kitty.......... im a meowdo............
the gay agenda is chopping wood in the cuntiest outfit
November 16, 2024 at 12:41 PM
the gay agenda is chopping wood in the cuntiest outfit
keep forgetting this app exists maybe i should start making unhinged homosexual posts on here
November 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM
keep forgetting this app exists maybe i should start making unhinged homosexual posts on here
gods flesh within me
December 10, 2023 at 12:51 PM
gods flesh within me
guten morgen blauhimmel app
December 7, 2023 at 8:44 AM
guten morgen blauhimmel app
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welp, you know what they say (tries to remember what the phrases “beating a dead horse” & “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” mean simultaneously) uhh. dont beat off in a dead horses mouth.
December 7, 2023 at 7:51 AM
welp, you know what they say (tries to remember what the phrases “beating a dead horse” & “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” mean simultaneously) uhh. dont beat off in a dead horses mouth.
meine sis bringt mir jetzt einen veggie döner mit weil ich noch nichts gegessen habe liebe sie manchmal
November 10, 2023 at 4:11 PM
meine sis bringt mir jetzt einen veggie döner mit weil ich noch nichts gegessen habe liebe sie manchmal
yeah i might be bleeding out, but they just tended to my wound and softly called me an idiot? so who's truly the winner here
November 10, 2023 at 4:08 PM
yeah i might be bleeding out, but they just tended to my wound and softly called me an idiot? so who's truly the winner here
artemis hat vorhin so geschockt geguckt als ich die innenkamera angemacht habe
October 27, 2023 at 11:16 PM
artemis hat vorhin so geschockt geguckt als ich die innenkamera angemacht habe