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Seriously, how does #Trump morph the entire shape of his dumb head like this?
April 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
So if US citizenship is worth $5M, can I sell mine?

Any takers, specifically from Ireland, Scotland, Scandinavia, or the Nordic?
March 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“The official language of America should be English!”

- Americans who speak English with worse fluency than those who learned it as a second language
February 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ha. I recently had this discussion at home.

To all you 2A fetishist “tyrannical government” types…

Well, here’s your chance.

The tree of liberty should be watered something something…
I’m starting to think that the people who said they supported the second amendment so they could stand up to a tyrannical government might’ve been lying.
February 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The unmitigated audacity of some random person who works as a paralegal in a two-bit law firm in Ohio to respond to a post from a fired WMD specialist in the State Department on LinkedIn with “These have to happen and there should be more. If you had real skills you could get another job.”
February 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Imagine if Harris and Walz had been elected?
February 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Or, imagine a credentialed reporter in normal times admitting they then sourced Wikipedia for information on one of the most influential presidents of the 20th century.

A high schooler would lose points on a paper for that.

Unreal.
trying to imagine how loud the calls for my firing would be if i didn’t know who FDR was
a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.
February 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I was recently in NYC and visited McSorley’s.

As we left, a few men outside commented on this “Russian” church.

The man smoking the cigarette said, “Not Russian; Ukrainian. This is the Ukrainian village. Big difference.” He then casually crossed the street.

I knew the difference 😅
#Ukraine 🇺🇦
February 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My fiancée has said multiple times that Kaitlan Collins is her girl crush but I mention once that Sydney Sweeney is my girl crush and suddenly it’s a problem.
February 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The pseudo-masculine performative art that Republicans engage in is quaint.

They would have you believe that their permascowls are their real personalities, many adopting beards to look more “manly,” most of whom are lumpy, dare I say effeminate creatures.

JD Vance:
February 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
An unintended but welcome consequence of the outright bullshit coming from Washington right now…

*Actual* patriotic Americans are being well versed in their rights.

This won’t end well for would-be despots.

These aren’t just words on paper; they’re unalienable, and we won’t give them up quietly.
February 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It used to be the case that government officials jockey for cable news and reality TV positions as their political careers wane.

Now, it’s the other way around, and we’re all paying for it.
REPORTER: You have focused on what Ukraine is giving up. What concessions will Putin be asked to make?

HEGSETH: Um. I would start by saying the arguments that have been made that somehow coming to the table right now is making concessions to Vladimir Putin, I just reject that at its face
February 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The SECDUI doing what he does best
February 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
@raskin.house.gov “Check this out”

Love it.
Raskin: "Trump is suing CBS for $20b in damages because, check this out, he believes an interview with Kamala Harris produced too favorable an impression of her. That means I could sue Fox News because I think their interview with Trump produce too favorable an impression. I mean, this is lunacy."
February 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A true Yankee has reclaimed our ancestral waters

#Connecticut
February 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Twitter.

Gulf of Mexico.

Tyranny.

Thank you, drive through.
February 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Right:

KAMALA HARRIS WASN’T ON PRIMARY BALLOTS!

Also the Right:

🤗 Elon is perfectly righteous is directing Trump in thy bidding 🤗
February 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Oh, so NOW the government is allowed to telework.
February 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Here’s a good enough reason to use Apple Maps over Google’s data mining garbage:
February 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Federal employees under the Trump administration.
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The first step in judicial push back should be sanctions on then revocation of his law license.
February 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
No wonder he’s gone bankrupt so many times.

This makes zero financial sense.
Trump during his Super Bowl interview: "I think Canada would be much better off being a 51st state because we lose $200 billion a year with Canada, and I'm not gonna let that happen."
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Reposted
February 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
So are they gonna abolish the IRS by April?

Wondering if I should bother filing or hold out a few more months while everything burns down.
February 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
When Trump’s people said they love him because he tells it like it his…

did they take him at his word that he would dismantle the country and sell it for scraps to an immigrant billionaire phony business creator?
February 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM