Katie Mazza-Phillips
@worldofktebs.bsky.social
Writer. Snarkasaurs. 🦕 Recovering Masshole.
https://www.ktmazzaphillips.com/
Work in: McSweeney's, Failbetter, Bridge Eight, Lunch Ticket Amuse-Bouche, The Dawn Review, Monkeybicycle, Gargoyle Magazine, and The Rat's Ass Review.
https://www.ktmazzaphillips.com/
Work in: McSweeney's, Failbetter, Bridge Eight, Lunch Ticket Amuse-Bouche, The Dawn Review, Monkeybicycle, Gargoyle Magazine, and The Rat's Ass Review.
The Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer was released. That’s all you need to know.
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer was released. That’s all you need to know.
I like big bots and I cannot lie.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I like big bots and I cannot lie.
Not all heros wear bread.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Not all heros wear bread.
Thank goodness.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Thank goodness.
This is almost as bad as when people were suggesting posting on Bluesky be called “Skeeting.”
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is almost as bad as when people were suggesting posting on Bluesky be called “Skeeting.”
Do you glow in the dark now?
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Do you glow in the dark now?
On behalf of white people, I’m sorry.
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
On behalf of white people, I’m sorry.
I want to be spoken to like I’m at Olive Garden: “Lovers of endless breadsticks…”
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I want to be spoken to like I’m at Olive Garden: “Lovers of endless breadsticks…”
Droopy-faced Don.
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Droopy-faced Don.
I'm no big city lawyer, but I think it all depends on whether it's a hot or cold soup.
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm no big city lawyer, but I think it all depends on whether it's a hot or cold soup.
Fucking up the dance floor like he's fucking up the country.
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fucking up the dance floor like he's fucking up the country.
Sip that woke juice!
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Sip that woke juice!
Hopefully the Dem establishment is meeting this morning to discuss how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hopefully the Dem establishment is meeting this morning to discuss how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
I think about this picture a lot.
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I think about this picture a lot.
Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
Don’t worry, I’m still feeling my normal everyday dread still.
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Don’t worry, I’m still feeling my normal everyday dread still.
If so she’ll definitely win this year’s Worst Taste in Men title.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If so she’ll definitely win this year’s Worst Taste in Men title.
MS is a degenerative disease. Perhaps this name is fitting.
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
MS is a degenerative disease. Perhaps this name is fitting.