Katie Mazza-Phillips
@worldofktebs.bsky.social
Writer. Snarkasaurs. 🦕 Recovering Masshole.
https://www.ktmazzaphillips.com/
Work in: McSweeney's, Failbetter, Bridge Eight, Lunch Ticket Amuse-Bouche, The Dawn Review, Monkeybicycle, Gargoyle Magazine, and The Rat's Ass Review.
https://www.ktmazzaphillips.com/
Work in: McSweeney's, Failbetter, Bridge Eight, Lunch Ticket Amuse-Bouche, The Dawn Review, Monkeybicycle, Gargoyle Magazine, and The Rat's Ass Review.
January 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Happy to report Meryl Streep just gave me all of her Oscars. I’m an Oscar winner now. #nobelpeaceprize #trump #machado
January 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Happy to report Meryl Streep just gave me all of her Oscars. I’m an Oscar winner now. #nobelpeaceprize #trump #machado
Finally reading Bowlaway by @elizmccrack.bsky.social and hot damn if it isn’t warming my New England-born heart. I grew up down the street from a candlepin bowling alley and she gets everything right about cp bowling in particular and MA in general.
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Finally reading Bowlaway by @elizmccrack.bsky.social and hot damn if it isn’t warming my New England-born heart. I grew up down the street from a candlepin bowling alley and she gets everything right about cp bowling in particular and MA in general.
How are your fucking egg prices?
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
How are your fucking egg prices?
After all the deaths and chaos in Hawkins, I think we can agree that the real tragedy of Stranger Things is Nancy going to work for the Boston Herald. #strangerthings #dontdoitnancy
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
After all the deaths and chaos in Hawkins, I think we can agree that the real tragedy of Stranger Things is Nancy going to work for the Boston Herald. #strangerthings #dontdoitnancy
Perhaps if we give Czechoslovakia to Trump, he’ll stop.
January 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Perhaps if we give Czechoslovakia to Trump, he’ll stop.
As a Steelers fan, I’m pretty sure I crapped myself at least three times during that game.
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
As a Steelers fan, I’m pretty sure I crapped myself at least three times during that game.
Media, please stop using the word “capture.” That word
Insinuates that this was a legal military operation to detain a wanted criminal. What happened was not a “capture.” It was a kidnapping. #Venezuela #Trump #ImpeachNow
Insinuates that this was a legal military operation to detain a wanted criminal. What happened was not a “capture.” It was a kidnapping. #Venezuela #Trump #ImpeachNow
January 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Media, please stop using the word “capture.” That word
Insinuates that this was a legal military operation to detain a wanted criminal. What happened was not a “capture.” It was a kidnapping. #Venezuela #Trump #ImpeachNow
Insinuates that this was a legal military operation to detain a wanted criminal. What happened was not a “capture.” It was a kidnapping. #Venezuela #Trump #ImpeachNow
FIFA needs their fake peace prize back. #trump #venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
FIFA needs their fake peace prize back. #trump #venezuela
Congress must convene immediately and begin impeachment proceedings.
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Congress must convene immediately and begin impeachment proceedings.
My piece wasn’t one of the top 25 most read on @mcsweeneys.net this year but I had a damn fun time writing it and its publication was one of my highlights of the year. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
I Am Legally Obligated to Play Billy Joel’s “River of Dreams” at Least Once During Your Dental Appointment
You probably don’t hear “The River of Dreams” much anymore. It’s never on the radio, and no one is streaming that song of their own free will. But ...
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December 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My piece wasn’t one of the top 25 most read on @mcsweeneys.net this year but I had a damn fun time writing it and its publication was one of my highlights of the year. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
A Christmas Carol
Scrooge, through the window: You there, boy. What day is it today?
Boy: Why it’s Christmas Day, Sir!
Two Days Later.
Scrooge: Boy, what day is it today?
Boy, crying: Sunday maybe? I don’t fucking know!
Scrooge, through the window: You there, boy. What day is it today?
Boy: Why it’s Christmas Day, Sir!
Two Days Later.
Scrooge: Boy, what day is it today?
Boy, crying: Sunday maybe? I don’t fucking know!
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A Christmas Carol
Scrooge, through the window: You there, boy. What day is it today?
Boy: Why it’s Christmas Day, Sir!
Two Days Later.
Scrooge: Boy, what day is it today?
Boy, crying: Sunday maybe? I don’t fucking know!
Scrooge, through the window: You there, boy. What day is it today?
Boy: Why it’s Christmas Day, Sir!
Two Days Later.
Scrooge: Boy, what day is it today?
Boy, crying: Sunday maybe? I don’t fucking know!
So many great seasonal jobs available this time of year. Mall Santa. Gift wrapper. DOJ Epstein redacter. #epsteinfiles
December 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So many great seasonal jobs available this time of year. Mall Santa. Gift wrapper. DOJ Epstein redacter. #epsteinfiles
Nothing says “Trump is innocent” than documents that look like the darkest point of midnight.
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nothing says “Trump is innocent” than documents that look like the darkest point of midnight.
Wonder how many sharpies the DOJ is going through today trying to redact all the Epstein Files. #epsteinfiles
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wonder how many sharpies the DOJ is going through today trying to redact all the Epstein Files. #epsteinfiles
Really can’t believe he didn’t wish us a Happy Hanukkah.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Really can’t believe he didn’t wish us a Happy Hanukkah.
This is like watching the end of “A Face in the Crowd.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is like watching the end of “A Face in the Crowd.”
The USA is so hot right now.
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The USA is so hot right now.
He said “miners” but it’s Trump so I heard it as “minors.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He said “miners” but it’s Trump so I heard it as “minors.”
Can’t they just point a camera at him so he thinks he’s on tv but not actually broadcast anything?
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Can’t they just point a camera at him so he thinks he’s on tv but not actually broadcast anything?
I for one have yet to receive my transgender so I guess it is not for everyone. #trumpaddress
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I for one have yet to receive my transgender so I guess it is not for everyone. #trumpaddress
This man is not well.
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This man is not well.