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Yelling Jolteon
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Just a Jolteon yelling at people.
He/him
AI spellcheck when I want to say camp - You must mean cramp. Lemme just change that for ya in ten seconds so you don't notice.

AI spellcheck when I slam my face into my phone and type dndujwjaiskbsjiwndjs - Looks fine. Leave it in chief.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Any attempt to fulfill Trump's mandate to charge his enemies no matter what would be incompetent and would only attract the incompetent. Any competent lawyer would look at what's being asked, conclude that it would require the kind of misconduct that ends careers, and quit.
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I always knew you were cool.
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
That cheese was rotten to start with. Holy fuck, what a fucking take. Just like... the whole concept of journalism is untrustworthy because reporters have to learn things from sources and being a source is a more influential relationship that literally fucking on the regular. Banana brain madness.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"Gay" was frequently and commonly used as a prejorative. I don't really know what else to say. It was falling a bit out of fashion by the 2000s but still going pretty strong.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Also if your version of "politics" requires message discipline from Reddit I think that may not be a viable option.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Once you concede that their fictional concern is real, you'll never get out in front of them on it. It's a made up problem that they made up. They get to say what the solution is and aw shucks it turns out the solution is for them to get all the power.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If a partner, any partner, felt the need to 'hatch a plan' to escape from me I would have a good long think about what kind of person I was but that's probably the kind of thinking that prevents you from paying several grand to boink an undergrad in the first place
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reposted by Yelling Jolteon
@aaron.bsky.team Bluesky needs to do better. You won't see this thread, or if you do, chances are you won't care or will think I'm just being petty and ridiculous. I've been here since before you were appointed though and I want this place to be BETTER. I want marginalised folks to be safe.
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Trump about which professional rapist he's running interference for.
a cartoon character with a glow in the dark skeleton behind bars says do you have any idea how little that narrows it
ALT: a cartoon character with a glow in the dark skeleton behind bars says do you have any idea how little that narrows it
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Man they thought they were being so goddamn clever when they did that. Absolutely patting themselves on the back for their big brain realpolitik move while totally failing to understand what voters whose main issue is "immigration" actually mean.
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
So the tariffs would probably be the biggest single thing he could do. Probably the biggest unforced error. The others he would have to trade looking weak to his base but I feel like everyone hates the tariffs except the ride or die Trumpists.
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
To some fundamentalist Christians the idea that people can fight demons is also heretical as only God can do that. Also these are not strictly biblical demons. Demons in the Bible don't get redemption arcs.

If it isn't explicitly (their brand of) Christian, it is evil.
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just like... a one trillion dollar valuation is a goddamn fantasy. That's not a thing. Oh, your company that loses tens of billions annually is worth more than Wal-Mart? Get the entire fuck out.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM