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Moonraker is the one that immediately came to mind when I read this

Indo-Pacfic Command/Unknown location” it’s Honolulu. INDOPACCOM is in Honolulu you dumbshits it took 5 seconds to google it. You got a whole multi-million dollar A-list cast but can’t fucking take seconds to google things???

This feels a lot like the tropes from Cold War-era anti-nuclear films that did the same exact thing but this time it’s got 21st century set dressing

And now on their fancy computer graphics they *do* know where it launched from (somewhere in the Vladivostok region) but nah let’s keep pretending it’s a mystery, man we ain’t even 30 mins in and this is getting on my nerves