Jordan
@wordswithjrob.bsky.social
I'm a writer who isn't a robot.
Could a bot possibly be this cynical and overflowing with dad jokes!?
Could a bot possibly be this cynical and overflowing with dad jokes!?
@destihlbrewery.bsky.social always gives the best head.
April 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@destihlbrewery.bsky.social always gives the best head.
The table isn't set for us.
March 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The table isn't set for us.
The holidays that truly matter.
Happy Mario Day!
Happy Mario Day!
March 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The holidays that truly matter.
Happy Mario Day!
Happy Mario Day!
Ok, so not getting what you thought you were voting for sucks.
But good news! If you're a farmer getting shat on, you probably already have pitchforks!!!
Join us. The billionaires have enough money to fund all the shit we actually need that they're shuttering!
But good news! If you're a farmer getting shat on, you probably already have pitchforks!!!
Join us. The billionaires have enough money to fund all the shit we actually need that they're shuttering!
February 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ok, so not getting what you thought you were voting for sucks.
But good news! If you're a farmer getting shat on, you probably already have pitchforks!!!
Join us. The billionaires have enough money to fund all the shit we actually need that they're shuttering!
But good news! If you're a farmer getting shat on, you probably already have pitchforks!!!
Join us. The billionaires have enough money to fund all the shit we actually need that they're shuttering!
Blowing snow made a really sweet pattern on this random board on my porch.
Nature, the OG AI
Nature, the OG AI
February 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Blowing snow made a really sweet pattern on this random board on my porch.
Nature, the OG AI
Nature, the OG AI
Luxury kitty on blanket throne
February 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Luxury kitty on blanket throne
I have killed this herb dozens of times over 7 years and it keeps coming back strong.
Meanwhile, my garden beds die with the slightest neglect.
There's an analogy here for our current state of affairs. Iykyk
Meanwhile, my garden beds die with the slightest neglect.
There's an analogy here for our current state of affairs. Iykyk
February 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have killed this herb dozens of times over 7 years and it keeps coming back strong.
Meanwhile, my garden beds die with the slightest neglect.
There's an analogy here for our current state of affairs. Iykyk
Meanwhile, my garden beds die with the slightest neglect.
There's an analogy here for our current state of affairs. Iykyk
One butcher's mistake is another man's dinner!
February 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
One butcher's mistake is another man's dinner!
January 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Winter vibes
This guy gets it
This guy gets it
January 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Winter vibes
This guy gets it
This guy gets it