Jordan
@wordswithjrob.bsky.social
I'm a writer who isn't a robot.
Could a bot possibly be this cynical and overflowing with dad jokes!?
Could a bot possibly be this cynical and overflowing with dad jokes!?
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Well, she certainly could feel the warmth of the village now... @redsreferences.bsky.social credit for the ref #art #digitalpainting #witch
July 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Well, she certainly could feel the warmth of the village now... @redsreferences.bsky.social credit for the ref #art #digitalpainting #witch
Today we celebrate that 56 people signed a thing that says "all men are created equal"
25 of them were slavers.
25 of them were slavers.
July 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Today we celebrate that 56 people signed a thing that says "all men are created equal"
25 of them were slavers.
25 of them were slavers.
🔥 🧊
Too much. Too far.
Smash 'em
Too much. Too far.
Smash 'em
a woman sitting at a table with the word bam written on the top
ALT: a woman sitting at a table with the word bam written on the top
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
🔥 🧊
Too much. Too far.
Smash 'em
Too much. Too far.
Smash 'em
@destihlbrewery.bsky.social always gives the best head.
April 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@destihlbrewery.bsky.social always gives the best head.
My ancestors: Oh no, we lost everything to a famine and invasion!
Me: Oh no, we lost everything because a dude has a small cock!
Me: Oh no, we lost everything because a dude has a small cock!
April 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My ancestors: Oh no, we lost everything to a famine and invasion!
Me: Oh no, we lost everything because a dude has a small cock!
Me: Oh no, we lost everything because a dude has a small cock!
It's their world, we're just 99.9% of the people living in it.
April 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's their world, we're just 99.9% of the people living in it.
I have this head canon that @sanders.senate.gov moonlights as Colonel Sanders and has for decades.
Don't burst my bubble. Life is happier this way.
Don't burst my bubble. Life is happier this way.
March 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I have this head canon that @sanders.senate.gov moonlights as Colonel Sanders and has for decades.
Don't burst my bubble. Life is happier this way.
Don't burst my bubble. Life is happier this way.
I had a dream last night that I was back in an alt 2016.
Jeb didn't ask people to clap, Hillary didn't ask people to Pokémon go to the polls, and Suicide Squad was never made.
I bet that reality's 2025 is a lot better.
Jeb didn't ask people to clap, Hillary didn't ask people to Pokémon go to the polls, and Suicide Squad was never made.
I bet that reality's 2025 is a lot better.
March 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I had a dream last night that I was back in an alt 2016.
Jeb didn't ask people to clap, Hillary didn't ask people to Pokémon go to the polls, and Suicide Squad was never made.
I bet that reality's 2025 is a lot better.
Jeb didn't ask people to clap, Hillary didn't ask people to Pokémon go to the polls, and Suicide Squad was never made.
I bet that reality's 2025 is a lot better.
The table isn't set for us.
March 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The table isn't set for us.
I find myself lacking representation but out of tea.
Does that mean it's time to throw some (D) in the harbor?
Does that mean it's time to throw some (D) in the harbor?
March 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I find myself lacking representation but out of tea.
Does that mean it's time to throw some (D) in the harbor?
Does that mean it's time to throw some (D) in the harbor?
The holidays that truly matter.
Happy Mario Day!
Happy Mario Day!
March 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The holidays that truly matter.
Happy Mario Day!
Happy Mario Day!
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#MonsterMarch #art Every village has stories of shadowy cats, but no one you know has ever seen one. Right?
March 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
#MonsterMarch #art Every village has stories of shadowy cats, but no one you know has ever seen one. Right?
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#MonsterMarch #art Don't let the mossmen touch you, lest you become a part of the Dreadlinds themselves.
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
#MonsterMarch #art Don't let the mossmen touch you, lest you become a part of the Dreadlinds themselves.
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#MonsterMarch #art Watch out for the volkrake along the shore, lest you join the kelp stinking rot at their body's core.
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
#MonsterMarch #art Watch out for the volkrake along the shore, lest you join the kelp stinking rot at their body's core.
Anybody know a good guillotine supplier?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
March 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Anybody know a good guillotine supplier?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Ok, so not getting what you thought you were voting for sucks.
But good news! If you're a farmer getting shat on, you probably already have pitchforks!!!
Join us. The billionaires have enough money to fund all the shit we actually need that they're shuttering!
But good news! If you're a farmer getting shat on, you probably already have pitchforks!!!
Join us. The billionaires have enough money to fund all the shit we actually need that they're shuttering!
February 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ok, so not getting what you thought you were voting for sucks.
But good news! If you're a farmer getting shat on, you probably already have pitchforks!!!
Join us. The billionaires have enough money to fund all the shit we actually need that they're shuttering!
But good news! If you're a farmer getting shat on, you probably already have pitchforks!!!
Join us. The billionaires have enough money to fund all the shit we actually need that they're shuttering!
One nation, under pitchfork. If you're not angry yet, who tf are you?
Nothing gets better until we stop fighting each other and fight for us instead.
Nothing gets better until we stop fighting each other and fight for us instead.
February 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
One nation, under pitchfork. If you're not angry yet, who tf are you?
Nothing gets better until we stop fighting each other and fight for us instead.
Nothing gets better until we stop fighting each other and fight for us instead.
Blowing snow made a really sweet pattern on this random board on my porch.
Nature, the OG AI
Nature, the OG AI
February 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Blowing snow made a really sweet pattern on this random board on my porch.
Nature, the OG AI
Nature, the OG AI
Luxury kitty on blanket throne
February 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Luxury kitty on blanket throne
I have killed this herb dozens of times over 7 years and it keeps coming back strong.
Meanwhile, my garden beds die with the slightest neglect.
There's an analogy here for our current state of affairs. Iykyk
Meanwhile, my garden beds die with the slightest neglect.
There's an analogy here for our current state of affairs. Iykyk
February 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have killed this herb dozens of times over 7 years and it keeps coming back strong.
Meanwhile, my garden beds die with the slightest neglect.
There's an analogy here for our current state of affairs. Iykyk
Meanwhile, my garden beds die with the slightest neglect.
There's an analogy here for our current state of affairs. Iykyk
One butcher's mistake is another man's dinner!
February 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
One butcher's mistake is another man's dinner!
Ahh, America...
A place where you can speak your opinions... as long as they are far right republican ones or mid-right Democrat ones.
Fuck money in politics. All of it.
A place where you can speak your opinions... as long as they are far right republican ones or mid-right Democrat ones.
Fuck money in politics. All of it.
February 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ahh, America...
A place where you can speak your opinions... as long as they are far right republican ones or mid-right Democrat ones.
Fuck money in politics. All of it.
A place where you can speak your opinions... as long as they are far right republican ones or mid-right Democrat ones.
Fuck money in politics. All of it.
Good morning platform of mid rightists complaining about the far right.
I see from my notifications that you really don't like people who want politicians who care about people rather than money today.
Sorry/not sorry
I see from my notifications that you really don't like people who want politicians who care about people rather than money today.
Sorry/not sorry
February 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Good morning platform of mid rightists complaining about the far right.
I see from my notifications that you really don't like people who want politicians who care about people rather than money today.
Sorry/not sorry
I see from my notifications that you really don't like people who want politicians who care about people rather than money today.
Sorry/not sorry
I keep making people cry by saying democrats don't give a shit about us either.
Just because Vienna sausage is better than
horse shit doesn't mean it's good.
Just because Vienna sausage is better than
horse shit doesn't mean it's good.
February 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I keep making people cry by saying democrats don't give a shit about us either.
Just because Vienna sausage is better than
horse shit doesn't mean it's good.
Just because Vienna sausage is better than
horse shit doesn't mean it's good.