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Vita Werdegast
@wordcountess.bsky.social
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Hedge academic, Hårgan sysadmin, writes. Wrong perhaps, but not incorrect.

she/her

This account is:
Writing
My ridiculous doggos
History
Horror
The Fascism
Dragon Age brainrot
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How fast can I block and delete challenge
A screenshot of a phone text message reading “Angela, it’s Adam Schiff.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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The world is hard and full of villains. But also this guy. #dogsofbluesky #timelinecleansesofbluesky
A brown and white shepsky smiles, waiting for you to grab his toy, a squeaky beer bottle complete with minky fabric spill, and throw it. What are you waiting for? Throw it. Throw it. He won’t grab it before you try. Throw it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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SCIENCE!
A ranked list of Dragon Age companions. Emmrich at the top, Oghren at the bottom.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Getting whale eye from the beta reader #dogsofbluesky #firstdraftsofbluesky
A golden Carolina dog is snuggling close to the keyboard of a laptop, fully whale eyeing my draft
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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SKEL-E-TON
A brown and white shepsky offers a skeleton rope toy. Take it. If you can.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Back to normal, ahhh
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Bye Holzmann Ghostbuster energy. Going back to my natural hair color: purple.
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Rowena Laidir, here comes your (skelly)man #datv #emmrookbrainrot
An elven woman with blue hair and the Falon’din vallaslin, happy and proud her boo is an actual boo now.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Emmrich in this scene (and every scene, Imma be real but) is EVERYTHING. Totally without ego, open heart, genuine, honest. #datv #emmrookbrainrot #backonbooshit
Emmrich from DATV addresses his old frenemy Johanna with open arms and an appealing expression.
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I thought the wig would be good enough, but I’m kind of like Jigsaw Jett.
…Billy Tyler Moore?
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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There is no medicine like a baby dog’s soft cuddles
A shepsky with brown and white fur rests his head on a Halloween blanket covered lap.
October 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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FRANKOSTEIN

#dogsofbluesky #frankensteinsofbluesky
A brown and white shepsky wants you to throw his Frankenstein’s Monster toy. His eyes are round and hopeful as he lightly grips the toy’s single remaining leg in his teeth.
October 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Got to visit The Poisoned Pen in Arizonia!
A blond lady wearing a “Sutter Cane Rules” t-shirt poses in front of the Poisoned Pen bookstore, clearly excited to shop local. A blond lady in glasses smiles in front of a Stephen King standee. Her Sutter Cane Rules shirt is a play on the Stephen King Rules tee seen in The Monster Squad (1987), adding a layer of Gen Xness to go with her eye bags.
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Clown check

***Spoilers***

Giant interdimensional spider check
A brown and white shepsky strains a light blue leash to poke his head into a sewer.
October 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Bad day. Maybe a bad week? Maybe the best quest in the best game will help.
A blue haired elven rogue and her distinguished necromancer boyfriend about to crash a party.
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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ELEFANT! #dogsofbluesky #elephanttoysofbluesky
A brown and white shepsky wants you to throw his favorite elephant toy. Yes, it is destroyed. What’s your point?
October 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Every day this Liz Taylor meme means more to me.
A series of screen caps of Liz Taylor discussing the AIDS crisis, the captions reading, “And it so angered me that I finally thought to myself, ‘Bitch, do something yourself.’”
September 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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And in other other news, husband got Monster Hunter Wilds. I don’t have time to play, BUT I named my Calico Emmrich. 😻
A screenshot from the character creation screen of Monster Hunter Wilds with a woman in men’s dress and skull face paint alongside a mustachioed purple cat.
September 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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In other news: third time through #datv, first time finding these guys, lol
A blue haired elven rogue listens to a small mercenary band gathered around a campfire.
September 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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[sighs]
A text message, the preview reading “Hey there — it’s Alec Baldwin here.”
September 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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AM/PM spice
A picture of an Alani Witch’s Brew energy drink next to a bottle of Witches Brew wine
September 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Polonius #dogsofbluesky #arrashidingplacesofbluesky
A blond Carolina Dog sleeps under a sheer curtain, snuggled up to the lip of a brick fireplace
September 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Blorbo posting because need endorphins: Rowena, my canonically boobs out LoF Rook
An elven woman with short blue hair and the Falon’din vallaslin wearing a deep DEEP V-cut purple feathered overcoat and bling
September 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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ELEFANT
A brown and white shepsky wants you to throw the blue elephant toy. Do it. No, he’s not going to let go. It’s not that easy.
September 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Now this guy, he ain’t got no problems with a sit or a nap. I love him, too.
A blond Carolina Dog looks handsomely over the arm of a wicker patio chair, his own wicker patio chair, in fact.
September 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM