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Robert Morgan Fisher
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Robert Morgan Fisher won the 2021 Montana Humor Prize and the 2018 Chester Himes Fiction Prize. His fiction and essays have appeared in numerous anthologies and literary journals. He is also an Americana musician who specializes in story songs.
NEW WORD: Twaughty.
adjective: To act haughty, imperious, evasive, self-righteous & dismissive in order to cover-up multiple crimes.
Use in a sentence:
"Scam Blondi's congressional testimony was TWAUGHTY."
October 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Imagine being so jacked up on Adderall that your master plan of getting people to forget about Epstein is to write a post mentioning Epstein 15 times.
July 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Riot" update from LA! #FuckOffFascist
June 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
May 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Trump got his start early on in Russian organized crime. It’s called money laundering. He squandered his inheritance and  Russia bailed him out with the understanding that he would follow orders.

Just last week, he let it slip that he had been “activated.” Wake the fuck up America. 
April 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
ATTENTION WRITERS: I teach a very fun online class that explores humor in fiction and how to "rub a little funny" on your own writing. Includes a once-a-week Zoom scheduled at your convenience. Starts April 1 reserve now right here!https://continuinged.antioch.edu/course/AUO%20CRW%201915_514768143/
March 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
TAKE MY COURSE, PLEASE: I teach a very fun online class via Antioch University that explores humor in fiction and how to "rub a little funny" on your own writing. It's all online, including a once-a-week Zoom scheduled at your convenience! continuinged.antioch.edu/course/AUO%2...
March 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dear D̶o̶u̶c̶h̶e̶ DOGE,

Here are the five things I did last week:

1) Squilched the Framhoozle.
2) Exfoliated.
3) Got up offa dat ting.
4) Raged Against da Machine.
5) Yo mama.

For the Greater Good,
USA Citizen @Wordcommando
March 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Legacy TV media is dead & the only sources of truth now are independent reporters on YouTube—we all must search them out and support them and tune in every day.
March 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Remember me raving about this late last year? Well, my writer pal Bob Van Laerhoven's "Scars Of The Heart" is the winner of the Literary Global Book Awards 2024 in the Short Story Collection category. GET IT.
January 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
December 23, 2024 at 8:13 AM
December 4, 2024 at 5:13 AM
December 4, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Right?
November 30, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Bomb cyclone in WA state heavily damaged some areas, left others unscathed. Look at this satellite shot.
November 21, 2024 at 12:58 AM
So THIS is what Trump meant when he said he had a "man date."
November 18, 2024 at 6:36 AM
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
November 15, 2024 at 6:20 PM
November 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Spoonamore. Look it up. Or read his statement on my FB page.
November 14, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Yep.
November 14, 2024 at 10:53 PM