Robert Morgan Fisher
@wordcommando.bsky.social
Robert Morgan Fisher won the 2021 Montana Humor Prize and the 2018 Chester Himes Fiction Prize. His fiction and essays have appeared in numerous anthologies and literary journals. He is also an Americana musician who specializes in story songs.
My mathematician son Taylor Fisher is doing research on a better voting system for the United States. If you could please click on this survey and share, it would be most helpful! Thanks. forms.gle/nLbycTZUyFEy...
2028 Democratic Primary Under Alternate Voting Systems
In this form we ask you to evaluate major potential candidates under Plurality (single choice votes), RCV/IRV (rank candidates), and Approval Voting (vote for all candidates you approve of). Please vo...
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November 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My mathematician son Taylor Fisher is doing research on a better voting system for the United States. If you could please click on this survey and share, it would be most helpful! Thanks. forms.gle/nLbycTZUyFEy...
NEW WORD: Twaughty.
adjective: To act haughty, imperious, evasive, self-righteous & dismissive in order to cover-up multiple crimes.
Use in a sentence:
"Scam Blondi's congressional testimony was TWAUGHTY."
adjective: To act haughty, imperious, evasive, self-righteous & dismissive in order to cover-up multiple crimes.
Use in a sentence:
"Scam Blondi's congressional testimony was TWAUGHTY."
October 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
NEW WORD: Twaughty.
adjective: To act haughty, imperious, evasive, self-righteous & dismissive in order to cover-up multiple crimes.
Use in a sentence:
"Scam Blondi's congressional testimony was TWAUGHTY."
adjective: To act haughty, imperious, evasive, self-righteous & dismissive in order to cover-up multiple crimes.
Use in a sentence:
"Scam Blondi's congressional testimony was TWAUGHTY."
Imagine being so jacked up on Adderall that your master plan of getting people to forget about Epstein is to write a post mentioning Epstein 15 times.
July 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Imagine being so jacked up on Adderall that your master plan of getting people to forget about Epstein is to write a post mentioning Epstein 15 times.
Republican Kidnappers
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June 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Riot" update from LA! #FuckOffFascist
June 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Riot" update from LA! #FuckOffFascist
Kevin Hassett (rhymes with AssHat) said Sunday on ABC that "more Americans die from fentanyl than have ever died in all American wars combined" and George Stephanopoulos did not call him on that blatant LIE (Wars: 1.7 million, Fentanyl 108,000—not even fucking close). abcnews.go.com/Politics/has...
Hassett: Trump will have 'a wonderful conversation' this week with Xi
On "This Week," White House National Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett said the administration expects President Trump and President Xi to talk tariffs this week.
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June 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Kevin Hassett (rhymes with AssHat) said Sunday on ABC that "more Americans die from fentanyl than have ever died in all American wars combined" and George Stephanopoulos did not call him on that blatant LIE (Wars: 1.7 million, Fentanyl 108,000—not even fucking close). abcnews.go.com/Politics/has...
Trump got his start early on in Russian organized crime. It’s called money laundering. He squandered his inheritance and  Russia bailed him out with the understanding that he would follow orders.
Just last week, he let it slip that he had been “activated.” Wake the fuck up America. 
Just last week, he let it slip that he had been “activated.” Wake the fuck up America. 
April 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Trump got his start early on in Russian organized crime. It’s called money laundering. He squandered his inheritance and  Russia bailed him out with the understanding that he would follow orders.
Just last week, he let it slip that he had been “activated.” Wake the fuck up America. 
Just last week, he let it slip that he had been “activated.” Wake the fuck up America. 
ATTENTION WRITERS: I teach a very fun online class that explores humor in fiction and how to "rub a little funny" on your own writing. Includes a once-a-week Zoom scheduled at your convenience. Starts April 1 reserve now right here!https://continuinged.antioch.edu/course/AUO%20CRW%201915_514768143/
March 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
ATTENTION WRITERS: I teach a very fun online class that explores humor in fiction and how to "rub a little funny" on your own writing. Includes a once-a-week Zoom scheduled at your convenience. Starts April 1 reserve now right here!https://continuinged.antioch.edu/course/AUO%20CRW%201915_514768143/
TAKE MY COURSE, PLEASE: I teach a very fun online class via Antioch University that explores humor in fiction and how to "rub a little funny" on your own writing. It's all online, including a once-a-week Zoom scheduled at your convenience! continuinged.antioch.edu/course/AUO%2...
March 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
TAKE MY COURSE, PLEASE: I teach a very fun online class via Antioch University that explores humor in fiction and how to "rub a little funny" on your own writing. It's all online, including a once-a-week Zoom scheduled at your convenience! continuinged.antioch.edu/course/AUO%2...
Dear D̶o̶u̶c̶h̶e̶ DOGE,
Here are the five things I did last week:
1) Squilched the Framhoozle.
2) Exfoliated.
3) Got up offa dat ting.
4) Raged Against da Machine.
5) Yo mama.
For the Greater Good,
USA Citizen @Wordcommando
Here are the five things I did last week:
1) Squilched the Framhoozle.
2) Exfoliated.
3) Got up offa dat ting.
4) Raged Against da Machine.
5) Yo mama.
For the Greater Good,
USA Citizen @Wordcommando
March 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dear D̶o̶u̶c̶h̶e̶ DOGE,
Here are the five things I did last week:
1) Squilched the Framhoozle.
2) Exfoliated.
3) Got up offa dat ting.
4) Raged Against da Machine.
5) Yo mama.
For the Greater Good,
USA Citizen @Wordcommando
Here are the five things I did last week:
1) Squilched the Framhoozle.
2) Exfoliated.
3) Got up offa dat ting.
4) Raged Against da Machine.
5) Yo mama.
For the Greater Good,
USA Citizen @Wordcommando
Legacy TV media is dead & the only sources of truth now are independent reporters on YouTube—we all must search them out and support them and tune in every day.
March 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Legacy TV media is dead & the only sources of truth now are independent reporters on YouTube—we all must search them out and support them and tune in every day.
Reposted by Robert Morgan Fisher
Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”
January 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”
RFK Jr's favorite state? Offhand I'd say Kansas—but for now let's just say TB determined. abcnews.go.com/Health/kansa...
Kansas faces one of the largest tuberculosis outbreaks in US history
Kansas is currently facing one the largest tuberculosis outbreaks in U.S. history with 67 confirmed active cases and 79 confirmed latent cases.
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January 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
RFK Jr's favorite state? Offhand I'd say Kansas—but for now let's just say TB determined. abcnews.go.com/Health/kansa...
Remember me raving about this late last year? Well, my writer pal Bob Van Laerhoven's "Scars Of The Heart" is the winner of the Literary Global Book Awards 2024 in the Short Story Collection category. GET IT.
January 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Remember me raving about this late last year? Well, my writer pal Bob Van Laerhoven's "Scars Of The Heart" is the winner of the Literary Global Book Awards 2024 in the Short Story Collection category. GET IT.
I just saw Bill Clinton has been discharged from the hospital – it’s been almost 30 years since we had a news story about a Clinton discharge.
December 24, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I just saw Bill Clinton has been discharged from the hospital – it’s been almost 30 years since we had a news story about a Clinton discharge.
I have never heard David Hogg say one thing I disagree with. Please watch. RoIYKnXWb_c
December 18, 2024 at 6:34 AM
I have never heard David Hogg say one thing I disagree with. Please watch. RoIYKnXWb_c
My short story "Devil Cut" just got published in the NightWriter Review—enjoy! thenightwriterreview.com/devil-cut/
Devil Cut – The NightWriter Review
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December 2, 2024 at 12:27 AM
My short story "Devil Cut" just got published in the NightWriter Review—enjoy! thenightwriterreview.com/devil-cut/
Reposted by Robert Morgan Fisher
Never took Gaetz as one to pull out of a situation before it’s fully matured. www.cnbc.com/2024/11/21/t...
Trump AG pick Matt Gaetz says he's withdrawing
Matt Gaetz said he is withdrawing his name from consideration as President-elect Donald Trump's pick for U.S. attorney general.
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November 21, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Never took Gaetz as one to pull out of a situation before it’s fully matured. www.cnbc.com/2024/11/21/t...
Let's release the Ethics Committee report anyway, shall we? FEED HIM TO THE DOGS. #SplatMatt
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Let's release the Ethics Committee report anyway, shall we? FEED HIM TO THE DOGS. #SplatMatt
Bomb cyclone in WA state heavily damaged some areas, left others unscathed. Look at this satellite shot.
November 21, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Bomb cyclone in WA state heavily damaged some areas, left others unscathed. Look at this satellite shot.