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C.J.G.
@wordbrew.bsky.social
Writer, tech geek, and oxford comma lover.

Gravestone will read: "Father. Friend. 2x TableReadMyScreenplay Finalist."
Someone take that asshole who asked Zelensky about wearing a suit out to the front lawn and kick him in the crotch then make him eat mud, cuz I guess U.S. diplomacy is now the same as school yard bullying for these fucks.
March 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
1,460 more days...
January 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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One of the coolest parts of releasing the at protocol TikTok (aka @skylight.social) after only 72 hours of building, is that every time users open the app, they’ll see new updates!!

Hopefully every update brings it closer and closer to the community feeling so many of us experienced on TikTok!
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Guess I'm landing here for a bit. Does this mean I have to start being productive again?
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I heard we're eating the rich? I brought ketchup.
December 8, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I have this sudden, deep-seated need to get a covid booster and finally let Microsoft upgrade my OS to Windows 11...

Anyone else feel the same?
October 4, 2023 at 6:22 PM
End of an era.
September 29, 2023 at 11:43 PM
If you want to see the decline of modern capitalism firsthand, go to Universal Studios.
August 26, 2023 at 3:37 AM
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"The truth is, the AMPTP are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand."
August 23, 2023 at 6:54 AM
Two of the richest men in the world want to fight each other in the Roman Colosseum, an ex-president has been slapped with RICO charges, a hurricane is hitting Los Angeles, and illegal gold miners wearing jetpacks are harassing indigenous people in Peru... this timeline is just ridiculous!
August 18, 2023 at 6:23 PM
ALERT ALERT! @diffwashere.bsky.social IS ON BLUESKY! EVERYONE, QUICKLY, FOLLOW HIM!
August 16, 2023 at 11:40 PM
How is Trader Joes so much cheaper than other groccery stores?! I'm talking $3 to $5 cheaper on some items. 🫨
August 15, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Important life lesson: If your cough suppression pills have a main side effect of causing diarrhea, but they also don't actually help suppress your cough, then they are really just diarrhea pills...
August 13, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Please bring back the gladiator games, but where the fighters are all billionaires and the people get to vote on whether the winner lives to fight another day.
August 11, 2023 at 4:20 PM
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Hey everyone,
If you're looking to help in the wake of the fires on Maui, the Maui Food Bank is accepting cash donations.

Maui Food Bank — Helping the Hungry in Maui County
Maui Food Bank — Helping the Hungry in Maui County
Maui Food Bank helps to provide hunger relief to those in need by collecting and distributing food to organizations and agencies throughout Maui County.
mauifoodbank.org
August 10, 2023 at 5:53 AM
People claiming that the economy is better than ever should stop looking at corporate profits and start looking at the real numbers.

Source: https://stephensemler.substack.com/p/evaluating-human-security-conditions
August 7, 2023 at 11:33 PM
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So this week I launched #spookysisterhood and it has been SO fun. I would love it if you would tell your friends about it! It's all about building a diverse & welcoming community in the paranormal. 💖👻
(ps- we're doing a giveaway each week until Halloween so go visit all our socials for the details!)
August 5, 2023 at 8:24 PM
INT. BLUESKY METAVERSE - DAY

GENERIC WHITE GUY #4 enters.

GWG#4
What I miss?
August 3, 2023 at 4:58 PM