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A Metroid game. Pick the least appropriate series for a day like Valentine’s Day by playing a game built around isolationism.

Or any other game.

I’d be down to see Yellow Taxi Go Vroom, as a random unrelated suggestion.
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Calico is going to become the new mascot for EVERY major console holder AND steam AND is getting s cinematic movie in 2030 AND is going to be in the Poker Night at the Inventory remaster AAAND you baked Calico themed cookies and you’ll share them with me, specifically.

That last one, for sure, tho.
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Dude, I can finally play Poker against Strong Bad himself!

Those pants are mine! Because I‘ll beat the pants off him.

He’ll beat Marzipan as prom queen again, but oh well.
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Match 3 puzzler like Annalynn MD.

Not… not like how that game plays.

But putting her in a match 3 puzzler like how Annalynn went from a platformer to a puzzle game.

All I’m saying, though, that structure of game release worked for Annalynn…
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
See, what I thought really ruined this video is exactly that, mostly because it works against Arlo’s point when he proceeds to make jokes about being happy Tanabe is leaving.

You don’t make a genuine point and then proceed to crack jokes along the exact lines you said not to speak along.
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The hype just steadily builds with each release/product being more ambitious than the last.

Besides, I wouldn’t expect much for huge games beyond Mario and Pokemon Gen 10. And I don’t see them revealing all their cards this early.

I’m making this my official prediction for the year.
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I think it’s too early to make that call based on like, maybe 4 minutes of footage from the trailers.

That said… maybe. But also, I don’t think it matters what it’s called so long as the movie is fun.
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 AM
You can’t argue with robot love.

They were simply made for each other.
January 16, 2026 at 9:17 AM
You streamed Sly Cooper.

You GOTTA hit Sly 2. It’s so good.

…also anything Donkey Kong because I have bias. And Pikmin.
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Shiny hunting really does add a lot of time to some of these games, don’t it?

…And Pokemon Puzzle League has really boosted N64, man…
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
youtu.be/kqk1PAHkZ_U?...

Link to the episode here, since I gave a lot of preamble in the post showing I’m doing it.
Wootmaster’s 2026 Media Threadcast: A Yooka-Replaylee Ramblee
YouTube video by wootmasterzorsx
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I have feelings.

Not sure what kind, but I do believe they are bad.
December 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Dolly, I hate to inform you, but you have been scammed.

This box says Nintendo Switch 2, but you said you got a Swatch.

This is not a sample of a color, and I don’t think there even are 2 million plus color swatches.

Don’t worry, same thing happened to me. I wanted orange. I got a game console.
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM