Ethan
@woopslap.bsky.social
He/him 25
Full of joy and whimsey and love
Full of joy and whimsey and love
December 25, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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If a cop turns their lights and siren on when they're directly behind you, but speeds by when you start to pull over, you should be entitled to one(1) free petty crime
December 12, 2024 at 9:04 PM
If a cop turns their lights and siren on when they're directly behind you, but speeds by when you start to pull over, you should be entitled to one(1) free petty crime
Marb golds in the base model 3 series she is living the balkan dream
December 11, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Marb golds in the base model 3 series she is living the balkan dream
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Replacing the radiator on a 1990 vanagon and thinking about how I cant change the past only how I respond in the future
December 6, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Replacing the radiator on a 1990 vanagon and thinking about how I cant change the past only how I respond in the future
When that booster addy hits
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ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with the letters d above it
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December 5, 2024 at 9:09 PM
When that booster addy hits
Cold as fuck and mad and I got a tiny ass dick but at least its payday
December 5, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Cold as fuck and mad and I got a tiny ass dick but at least its payday
Last month was abysmal dogshit this month will be better!!!
December 4, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Last month was abysmal dogshit this month will be better!!!
Hunter biden lowkey looks like my buddy austin
December 2, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Hunter biden lowkey looks like my buddy austin
Eating my dinner out of a big ass Pyrex cause all our plates are in the dish washer
November 26, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Eating my dinner out of a big ass Pyrex cause all our plates are in the dish washer
New tech for covering up cig smell in your car unlocked
November 25, 2024 at 10:54 PM
New tech for covering up cig smell in your car unlocked
Costco lasagna and despair for dinner
November 25, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Costco lasagna and despair for dinner
Went for a walk tonight it was pretty nice
November 24, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Went for a walk tonight it was pretty nice
Not really working :/
Been a pretty bad day, cant wait to go home and drink about it.
November 23, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Not really working :/
Been a pretty bad day, cant wait to go home and drink about it.
November 23, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Been a pretty bad day, cant wait to go home and drink about it.
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Drinkin a vodka cran out of my rainbow trout mug
November 22, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Drinkin a vodka cran out of my rainbow trout mug
Therapist man told me to take more risks and to stop letting the future dictate my current decision making
Get to miss two hours of work for therapy #winning
November 22, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Therapist man told me to take more risks and to stop letting the future dictate my current decision making
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Taking the dog for a walk
November 20, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Taking the dog for a walk
Feeling like a lizard or perhaps a snake this morning #coldblooded #brrritschilly
November 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Feeling like a lizard or perhaps a snake this morning #coldblooded #brrritschilly
Caught licking his butt in my bed
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Caught licking his butt in my bed