Patchouli Woollahra
woollahra.bsky.social
Patchouli Woollahra
@woollahra.bsky.social
Four years. Thank god you just read this profile.

Working on a #comic: Updates marked #Postillion

Also: NAFO Associate Non-Fella Member, Veteran not-dead Second Lifer.
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Day 1 of 30:
The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
#ShallWeDance2025
Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by DemonMusicGroup
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What they don't mention: the new Twsla Cybercab will leave its riders help-less when shit goes wrong. And it WILL go wrong.
The billionaire CEO claims the new steering wheel-less, pedal-less Cybercab goes into production in April. But Tesla doesn’t have a regulatory exemption needed to sell it — it hasn't even applied for it.
Elon Musk Can’t Legally Sell The Tesla Cybercab As Promised
The billionaire CEO says the steering wheel-less, pedal-less Cybercab goes into production in April. But Tesla doesn’t have the regulatory exemption needed to sell it.
www.forbes.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Reposted by Patchouli Woollahra
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
*starts laughing* Oh my god. This is so rich. This is so fucking rich. This is a peace plan by the delusional.
🇺🇸‼️🇺🇦 US generals will persuade Zelensky to agree with Russia, - RBC-Ukraine

The peace plan for Ukraine provides for amnesty for war crimes, the return of Russia to the world economy and Ukraine's refusal to join NATO.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
... some days it's probably best to just call in sick.
Well, this is awkward 😬
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And they'll do it for only 29 days because someone is a cheapskate and won't pay out the replacement pay required for deployments of at least 30 days.
Dunleavy is deploying the Alaska national guard to DC March 2026.

We can't fund schools but we can send our national guard to pick up garbage in DC.
The Alaska National Guard has responded to public concerns around a rapid response unit trained for "civil disturbance operations:" 100 service members will be trained "to support civil authorities."

At the request of Gov. Dunleavy, they will deploy to Washington D.C. in March 2026.

Story TK
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Talk about giving the local kids a good excuse to put an ICE guy on ICE. Nicely done.
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
@pfanderson.bsky.social
@gennerveevy.bsky.social
@drspacejunk.bsky.social more and more nations are upping their local space program budgets on the assumption that NASA can no longer be trusted to underwrite their access to space.
A few days before ESA's Ministerial, this is really huge! 🔭

In 2023, Canada's budget for ESA was €34M for instance.

www.canada.ca/en/space-age...
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
@astartiel.substack.com for all those times you wished you had a working power exoskeleton to help you get around with a heavy load #official #DesthStranding2
www.gamespot.com/articles/dea...
Death Stranding 2 Exoskeleton Brings The Game Into The Real World
Perfect for when you need to deliver a package in a world ruined by Timefall rain.
www.gamespot.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
@wolfierankin.bsky.social I approve of this.
Can’t imagine anyone objecting to this.
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@standpower.bsky.social they're out of line, but they're right.
#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
@psudonym.bsky.social I'm trying not to laugh.
#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@cerberusxt.bsky.social @nornqueenkya.bsky.social suddenly grateful that Games Workshop only had money for media work twenty years later. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u_x...
WARHAMMER 40,000 | 1980's GRIMDARK MOVIE
YouTube video by Movie Hopper
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November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Guys, if you want to divest and switch to, say, Five Guys... I can't blame you anymore.
Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The fuck did i just watch?
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by Patchouli Woollahra
Anyway.

Don't ever let some fucking dork tell you a setting featuring bright blue soldiers called "Ultramarines" and catgirls and canon characters named Lion El' Jonson and *Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau* is something you have to take seriously.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
When time is money, efficiency matters.
youtube.com/shorts/SCCAT...
funniest car dealer😂😂#ytshorts #likeandsubscribe #funny
YouTube video by Mr Laugh Dealer
youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Not all cats are indoor cats, just as not all dogs are tropical dogs. Each animal and breed has its own unique characteristics and hence a different optimal lifestyle.
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
@standplaatskrk.pl Nov 15th: A discolored canine appears in the bathroom. It barks in the tub for several minutes before disapparating just as abruptly. #TheWatchDogs
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Restaurant offers visitors chance to dine with the fishes, is surprisingly not Italian. www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
MSN
www.msn.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
@datacatte.bsky.social @astartiel.substack.com cats are a non-Mewtonian fluid.
Wie ich ins Wochenende slide
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The worst part of this tragedy? If Russia wasn't this obstinate in extincting Ukraine, she would have made a much better Economist than a battlefield engineer, no offense.
Daria Lopatina, 19, an engineer with Azov’s special forces, left the Kyiv School of Economics to defend Ukraine.

She was killed in action and buried in Kyiv.

Her death symbolizes a generation of Ukrainian women who grew up with war and chose to fight — NPR. 1/
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM