paint like I’m rich? nah. paint like the economy is in shambles 👌

So cute! Is it self-drafted?

tbh feels good to know it’s not just me. we can study for the LSAT together

okay i’m sorry but no. *this* the fundamental difference between you and teenaged girls. we need to stop thinking in terms of slurs and start thinking in terms of cutting and deeply true observations.

like: he’s built like a tonka truck the toy story toys would bully for being too fucked up

tbh sounds like a skill issue 🤷

this is like knowing there are no hit runs of Rellana and deciding to exclusively stream people who can’t make it past Godfrey

bro is aging like a palpatine

Congratulations that you know not to swipe your credit card through your coworkers ass cheeks, but Greg from Marketing didn’t get the memo and that’s why we have the training now?????

Like, are a lot of the multiple choice “how should you respond to a racial slur” quizzes stupid? Yes. IS IT BETTER TO HAVE THEM THAN A COMPANY THAT SWEEPS THAT SHIT UNDER A RUG? BELIEVE IT OR NOT, ALSO YES.