Woody B
@woodyb.bsky.social
Fart joke enthusiast and overall ass butt. 🧻 I also play 🎸 and 🎙️ in Adrenalin; a Denver Pop/punk band. 🗿🤖👽👾
Fuck you, but eat my candy!
May 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Fuck you, but eat my candy!
Ummm… why is this on my milkshake?
December 29, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Ummm… why is this on my milkshake?
I found a pile of dick emoji’s lying around at the grocery store. Not cool!
December 20, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I found a pile of dick emoji’s lying around at the grocery store. Not cool!
MY FRIEND WHO WORKS 9-5 MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY: Man I love the weekend!!
ME WHO WORKS 6 DAYS A WEEK INCLUDING WEEKENDS: Fuck the weekend!
THE WEEKEND:
ME WHO WORKS 6 DAYS A WEEK INCLUDING WEEKENDS: Fuck the weekend!
THE WEEKEND:
December 7, 2024 at 2:42 PM
MY FRIEND WHO WORKS 9-5 MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY: Man I love the weekend!!
ME WHO WORKS 6 DAYS A WEEK INCLUDING WEEKENDS: Fuck the weekend!
THE WEEKEND:
ME WHO WORKS 6 DAYS A WEEK INCLUDING WEEKENDS: Fuck the weekend!
THE WEEKEND:
Don’t fall for it. That honey tastes like shit!
November 21, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Don’t fall for it. That honey tastes like shit!
Happy birthday to my brother!
December 24, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Happy birthday to my brother!
And certainly no smoking pets!
September 30, 2023 at 9:03 PM
And certainly no smoking pets!
ME: What do you want for dinner tonight honey?
WIFE: I don’t care.
ME:
WIFE: I don’t care.
ME:
September 16, 2023 at 1:06 AM
ME: What do you want for dinner tonight honey?
WIFE: I don’t care.
ME:
WIFE: I don’t care.
ME:
Because Boner River sounded dumb.
September 8, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Because Boner River sounded dumb.
Is it just me or does this seem like it would smell like shit?!
September 1, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Is it just me or does this seem like it would smell like shit?!
Tell me you’re a Trump supporter without telling me you’re a Trump supporter;
August 31, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Tell me you’re a Trump supporter without telling me you’re a Trump supporter;