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***Portland, OR*** TOMORROW!!!

Please check out the Defense Fund PDX street fair! More info in quoted post.

There will also be tee shirts and stickers for sale with this design that I whipped up. 100% of the proceeds are going to the bail fund.
October 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
new baby came home this week 🐈‍⬛
September 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
getting groceries the morning of a snow storm is a terrible idea but sometimes it results in running into @acabcats.bsky.social for the first time in over a year
February 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
what do we think of this little freak of a brush
December 17, 2024 at 5:30 AM
started a project today that must be done and photographed and submitted to a call for entry by january 6 and i know if i was still full time in the shop it would be a piece of cake but now i have 50 other things i need to do with my time so we will see 😅
December 9, 2024 at 6:19 AM
i would like established woodworkers with furniture businesses to stop telling me i make better furniture than they do and just fucking hire me
December 6, 2024 at 6:47 AM
i just remembered that my best friend literally lives in the basement and i still rarely seem them whoop i am good at socializing obviously
November 26, 2024 at 5:38 AM
i entered three of my pieces in an international woodworking competition and i didn’t win anything but one made it into the top 100 and the other two were highly commended so i’m still pretty dang proud of myself 🥰🤩
November 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
my mom passed along an email from my aunt’s dad asking about me doing some refinishing work and texted me this morning to remind me that i should definitely say yes bc he is rich and has rich friends 👀
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM
i am taking a class from yuri kobayashi the next three days and i am so excited!!!!
November 14, 2024 at 2:36 PM
the amount of awake i feel for the amount of sleep i got is impressive
February 27, 2024 at 2:09 PM
ya boi just got a lexapro prescription 🥳
February 8, 2024 at 5:35 AM
my woodworking class made a signal group today to coordinate when we’re in the shop and some people had never even heard of signal and i turned to my classmate who does use signal and started to say “i forgot that…” “not everyone’s an anarchist?” yeah 😅
January 13, 2024 at 3:15 AM
i guess if i call myself the wood bitch i should prove it - current project status
December 9, 2023 at 5:07 AM
for some reason i’ve gone ham on the baking in the last couple months and i mashed together some recipes to make gf sticky buns tonight and it took twice as long as i expected it to 😅 so now i am going to bed at midnight
December 4, 2023 at 7:49 AM
Reposted by mar
STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)
November 30, 2023 at 2:47 AM
why is is that boxes of mac n cheese not only suggest that the butter is OPTIONAL (it’s necessary) but also that you should use UNsalted butter

do they hate things that are good
November 28, 2023 at 1:58 AM
today i successfully planed a piece of wood to make a perfectly straight edge !! wheeee!!
October 3, 2023 at 12:15 AM
highly recommend renewing your passport right before a possible government shutdown cuz they’ll expedite it for free! literally mailed it at the end of august and it arrived on saturday
October 2, 2023 at 2:26 PM
semi improvised dinner based on what i had in the pantry, a couple recipes online, and my memory of a recipe my mom makes and it turned out pretty good 😋
October 2, 2023 at 1:55 AM
wild how with my current wifi situation i can’t load a 15 second instagram reel but i can participate in a zoom meeting with 5 other people and their video quality is great and there’s no issues
September 28, 2023 at 3:09 AM
the correct way to end a phone call with your partner is to keep saying i love you and refusing to be the one to hang up
never used to be a phone call person but now that my partner is 4 hours away i wanna call all the time
September 27, 2023 at 4:58 AM
never used to be a phone call person but now that my partner is 4 hours away i wanna call all the time
September 27, 2023 at 4:35 AM
woke up and started crying again cuz i saw the photos my partner sent when he got home 😭
i have cried more today than i have in the last year probably 😭 saying goodbye to my cat and my partner and moving 4 hours away is very hard
September 25, 2023 at 1:07 PM
i have cried more today than i have in the last year probably 😭 saying goodbye to my cat and my partner and moving 4 hours away is very hard
September 25, 2023 at 4:47 AM