WONKEE
@wonkee-istdreams.bsky.social
"Welcome to Wonkeeland!"
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ᅠ𝓝𝐎 𝗖𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻,
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐎 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗚𝗬 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝑩𝑶𝑳𝑫 .
𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐈𝐍 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻,
ᅠ𝓝𝐎 𝗖𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻,
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐎 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗚𝗬 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝑩𝑶𝑳𝑫 .
𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐈𝐍 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻,
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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ᅠ𝓝𝐎 𝗖𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻,
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐎 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗚𝗬 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝑩𝑶𝑳𝑫 .
𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐈𝐍 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻,
ᅠ𝓝𝐎 𝗖𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻,
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐎 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗚𝗬 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝑩𝑶𝑳𝑫 .
𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐈𝐍 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻,
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ᅠ𝓗𝐄𝐘, 𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥 ,
𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝑺𝑨𝑫 .
ᅠ𝓗𝐄𝐘, 𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥 ,
𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝑺𝑨𝑫 .
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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ᅠ𝓗𝐄𝐘, 𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥 ,
𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝑺𝑨𝑫 .
ᅠ𝓗𝐄𝐘, 𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥 ,
𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝑺𝑨𝑫 .
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ᅠ𝓢𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 「 * 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙐𝙎 」 .
ᅠ𝓢𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 「 * 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙐𝙎 」 .
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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ᅠ𝓢𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 「 * 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙐𝙎 」 .
ᅠ𝓢𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 「 * 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙐𝙎 」 .
Standing atop the park gate was Wonkee himself!! Ecstatic to see a guest (and a fellow yellow fellow at that!), he jumps down and lands in front of Homer- sticking the landing quite well!
"TA-DAAAAAA!!! Welcome to Wonkeeland!!"
"TA-DAAAAAA!!! Welcome to Wonkeeland!!"
@wonkee-istdreams.bsky.social
After the entire Zero War business had wrapped up and Homer was reverted back to his size he'd be allowed to keep a small Zero Point shard that he used to admire the universe until he eventually stumbled into Wonkeeland... excited to adventure a theme park he'd go in.
After the entire Zero War business had wrapped up and Homer was reverted back to his size he'd be allowed to keep a small Zero Point shard that he used to admire the universe until he eventually stumbled into Wonkeeland... excited to adventure a theme park he'd go in.
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Standing atop the park gate was Wonkee himself!! Ecstatic to see a guest (and a fellow yellow fellow at that!), he jumps down and lands in front of Homer- sticking the landing quite well!
"TA-DAAAAAA!!! Welcome to Wonkeeland!!"
"TA-DAAAAAA!!! Welcome to Wonkeeland!!"
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ᅠ𝐈'𝐌 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝙎𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 .
𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑵𝑺 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄
𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙈 .
ᅠ𝐈'𝐌 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝙎𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 .
𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑵𝑺 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄
𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙈 .
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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ᅠ𝐈'𝐌 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝙎𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 .
𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑵𝑺 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄
𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙈 .
ᅠ𝐈'𝐌 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝙎𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉 .
𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑵𝑺 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄
𝐎𝐍 𝐀 𝙏𝙀𝘼𝙈 .
//sorry about my absence, i got a cold recently :(
ill get to replies when i start feeling better
ill get to replies when i start feeling better
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
//sorry about my absence, i got a cold recently :(
ill get to replies when i start feeling better
ill get to replies when i start feeling better
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ᅠ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗘𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝐎𝐅
𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝙀𝙉𝘿 」 ,
ᅠ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗘𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝐎𝐅
𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝙀𝙉𝘿 」 ,
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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ᅠ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗘𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝐎𝐅
𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝙀𝙉𝘿 」 ,
ᅠ 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗘𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝐎𝐅
𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝙀𝙉𝘿 」 ,
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ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐈𝐒 「 * 𝙑𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂
𝘿𝘼𝙔𝙎 」 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 .ᐣ
𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 ...
ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐈𝐒 「 * 𝙑𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂
𝘿𝘼𝙔𝙎 」 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 .ᐣ
𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 ...
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐈𝐒 「 * 𝙑𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂
𝘿𝘼𝙔𝙎 」 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 .ᐣ
𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 ...
ᅠ𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐈𝐒 「 * 𝙑𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂
𝘿𝘼𝙔𝙎 」 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 .ᐣ
𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 ...
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— @wonkee-istdreams.bsky.social
〝 Let’s, together, protect this park, from these vicious intruders! 〞
〝 Let’s, together, protect this park, from these vicious intruders! 〞
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
— @wonkee-istdreams.bsky.social
〝 Let’s, together, protect this park, from these vicious intruders! 〞
〝 Let’s, together, protect this park, from these vicious intruders! 〞
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[ @wonkee-istdreams.bsky.social . ]
i can't say i ever expected to be working with an ... amusement park mascot . you better do your part, or else .
i can't say i ever expected to be working with an ... amusement park mascot . you better do your part, or else .
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
[ @wonkee-istdreams.bsky.social . ]
i can't say i ever expected to be working with an ... amusement park mascot . you better do your part, or else .
i can't say i ever expected to be working with an ... amusement park mascot . you better do your part, or else .
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@wonkee-istdreams.bsky.social
"So your one of those... Fortnite people too eh? Well don't mind if I do! NOW LET'S SHRED THEM!"
"So your one of those... Fortnite people too eh? Well don't mind if I do! NOW LET'S SHRED THEM!"
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
@wonkee-istdreams.bsky.social
"So your one of those... Fortnite people too eh? Well don't mind if I do! NOW LET'S SHRED THEM!"
"So your one of those... Fortnite people too eh? Well don't mind if I do! NOW LET'S SHRED THEM!"
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𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨...,
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨...,
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Name: 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀
Age: 𝐒𝐈𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍
Role: 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐑
𝑵𝑶 𝑳𝑬𝑾𝑫‼️
Age: 𝐒𝐈𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍
Role: 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐑
𝑵𝑶 𝑳𝑬𝑾𝑫‼️
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Name: 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀
Age: 𝐒𝐈𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍
Role: 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐑
𝑵𝑶 𝑳𝑬𝑾𝑫‼️
Age: 𝐒𝐈𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍
Role: 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐑
𝑵𝑶 𝑳𝑬𝑾𝑫‼️
//my wonkee is genderfluid and uses mainly he/they pronouns, but doesn't mind feminine pronouns at all!
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
//my wonkee is genderfluid and uses mainly he/they pronouns, but doesn't mind feminine pronouns at all!
"...Oh!"
Standing up and dusting himself off, then tilting their head in confusion.
"...I don't?"
Standing up and dusting himself off, then tilting their head in confusion.
"...I don't?"
"You don't have to do all of that."
"Wow, quite the name ya got there-WAIT, a QUEEN?!"
Panicking for a brief moment, he kneels and does a VERY polite bow.
"My apologies your majesty, I never knew I was in the presence of royalty!"
Panicking for a brief moment, he kneels and does a VERY polite bow.
"My apologies your majesty, I never knew I was in the presence of royalty!"
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"...Oh!"
Standing up and dusting himself off, then tilting their head in confusion.
"...I don't?"
Standing up and dusting himself off, then tilting their head in confusion.
"...I don't?"
"Wow, quite the name ya got there-WAIT, a QUEEN?!"
Panicking for a brief moment, he kneels and does a VERY polite bow.
"My apologies your majesty, I never knew I was in the presence of royalty!"
Panicking for a brief moment, he kneels and does a VERY polite bow.
"My apologies your majesty, I never knew I was in the presence of royalty!"
"Queen Kara Sylvia Nightingale Odius."
"It's no trouble at all, ma'am!
Name's Wonkee, by the way! What's yours?"
Name's Wonkee, by the way! What's yours?"
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Wow, quite the name ya got there-WAIT, a QUEEN?!"
Panicking for a brief moment, he kneels and does a VERY polite bow.
"My apologies your majesty, I never knew I was in the presence of royalty!"
Panicking for a brief moment, he kneels and does a VERY polite bow.
"My apologies your majesty, I never knew I was in the presence of royalty!"
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"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"Time to make my uhhhh........ LINE?"
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
HOMER EXITS THE BUSH!
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"It's no trouble at all, ma'am!
Name's Wonkee, by the way! What's yours?"
Name's Wonkee, by the way! What's yours?"
"Doing well. Thank you."
"GOOOOOOOD MORNING!!!
And how are YOU on this fine, lovely day?"
And how are YOU on this fine, lovely day?"
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"It's no trouble at all, ma'am!
Name's Wonkee, by the way! What's yours?"
Name's Wonkee, by the way! What's yours?"
"GOOOOOOOD MORNING!!!
And how are YOU on this fine, lovely day?"
And how are YOU on this fine, lovely day?"
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"GOOOOOOOD MORNING!!!
And how are YOU on this fine, lovely day?"
And how are YOU on this fine, lovely day?"
Hey everybody, the bus driver's back!! :D
It just wasn't the same on the Golden Coast without em'... so it sure is swell to see em' again!
It just wasn't the same on the Golden Coast without em'... so it sure is swell to see em' again!
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hey everybody, the bus driver's back!! :D
It just wasn't the same on the Golden Coast without em'... so it sure is swell to see em' again!
It just wasn't the same on the Golden Coast without em'... so it sure is swell to see em' again!
Good MORNING Wonkeeland!! :D
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Good MORNING Wonkeeland!! :D