ws
@wonderswaan.bsky.social
http://twitch.tv/wonderswaan
about half of my posts are written by twitch chatters, you figure out which
about half of my posts are written by twitch chatters, you figure out which
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ideas for trivia team name:
Oops, I Blarted
Blart de Garde
Blart to Blart
The Blart-files
The Blarth of Kahn
Born on the Blarth of July
Blart 182
Everybody Blarts
Blart University
Master Blarters
We gonna do that Blart Thing
Oops, I Blarted
Blart de Garde
Blart to Blart
The Blart-files
The Blarth of Kahn
Born on the Blarth of July
Blart 182
Everybody Blarts
Blart University
Master Blarters
We gonna do that Blart Thing
this year of 2025 I am thankful that there are still people making videos holding their blue yeti in their hand without a stand and speaking into it like an end-address microphone
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
this year of 2025 I am thankful that there are still people making videos holding their blue yeti in their hand without a stand and speaking into it like an end-address microphone
help I am being gangstalked over the taco bell baja blast pie. I just want to live mas
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
help I am being gangstalked over the taco bell baja blast pie. I just want to live mas
I’m in a funk band called Auto-Potion, we do city pop covers of final fantasy songs
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m in a funk band called Auto-Potion, we do city pop covers of final fantasy songs
ideas for trivia team name:
Oops, I Blarted
Blart de Garde
Blart to Blart
The Blart-files
The Blarth of Kahn
Born on the Blarth of July
Blart 182
Everybody Blarts
Blart University
Master Blarters
We gonna do that Blart Thing
Oops, I Blarted
Blart de Garde
Blart to Blart
The Blart-files
The Blarth of Kahn
Born on the Blarth of July
Blart 182
Everybody Blarts
Blart University
Master Blarters
We gonna do that Blart Thing
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ideas for trivia team name:
Oops, I Blarted
Blart de Garde
Blart to Blart
The Blart-files
The Blarth of Kahn
Born on the Blarth of July
Blart 182
Everybody Blarts
Blart University
Master Blarters
We gonna do that Blart Thing
Oops, I Blarted
Blart de Garde
Blart to Blart
The Blart-files
The Blarth of Kahn
Born on the Blarth of July
Blart 182
Everybody Blarts
Blart University
Master Blarters
We gonna do that Blart Thing
new pfp courtesy of @tipcalculator.bsky.social and a mysterious benefactor (jared, i don't remember if he has bsky)
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
new pfp courtesy of @tipcalculator.bsky.social and a mysterious benefactor (jared, i don't remember if he has bsky)
really excited to hop on the #selfLESSie trend 😀
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
really excited to hop on the #selfLESSie trend 😀
the happening? more like the crappebibg
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
the happening? more like the crappebibg
starting to regret that deathly hallows tattoo I got last year
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
starting to regret that deathly hallows tattoo I got last year
my leftist head just exploded when I saw a tweet goodbye
October 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
my leftist head just exploded when I saw a tweet goodbye
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I'm an exceptionally lucky man in that I've never heard a note of Taylor Swift's 'music.' You could sit her on my lap and I wouldn't recognize her. I'm quite satisfied in having dodged that one. It's like a truck drove by spraying shit all over the neighborhood and I happened to be under an awning.
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm an exceptionally lucky man in that I've never heard a note of Taylor Swift's 'music.' You could sit her on my lap and I wouldn't recognize her. I'm quite satisfied in having dodged that one. It's like a truck drove by spraying shit all over the neighborhood and I happened to be under an awning.
Using “discord” but every time I go to watch something my government mandated “discord” guy points at my id and says “ms piggy guy is on again”
October 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Using “discord” but every time I go to watch something my government mandated “discord” guy points at my id and says “ms piggy guy is on again”
banned from talking about princess sally acorn at Lowe’s AGAIN FML
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
banned from talking about princess sally acorn at Lowe’s AGAIN FML
Spoke with the beast but manager and they agreed not to tell the local news about it so we’re good
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Spoke with the beast but manager and they agreed not to tell the local news about it so we’re good
just did something abhorrent in the Best Buy restroom
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
just did something abhorrent in the Best Buy restroom
that was one of the stupidest finishes to a show I've seen in a long time aew
October 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
that was one of the stupidest finishes to a show I've seen in a long time aew
wonderswaan's top 5 acting tips for beginners! tip number 1: try your best to avoid looking directly at the director, the camera, or any crew members on set. only look at the other actors or props in the scene! this simple mistake can really ruin the suspension of disbelief that we as storytellers t
October 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
wonderswaan's top 5 acting tips for beginners! tip number 1: try your best to avoid looking directly at the director, the camera, or any crew members on set. only look at the other actors or props in the scene! this simple mistake can really ruin the suspension of disbelief that we as storytellers t
I don't even known what this post by me means. I was probably drunk and thought this was funny
me walking back into the chipotle when they made me a burrito that looks like a round softball
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: NUT
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: NUT
Verdict: DENIED
October 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I don't even known what this post by me means. I was probably drunk and thought this was funny
if you mess with the big kat you get the claws
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October 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
if you mess with the big kat you get the claws
me walking back into the chipotle when they made me a burrito that looks like a round softball
September 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
me walking back into the chipotle when they made me a burrito that looks like a round softball
the pic of all my favorite talk show hosts hanging out was truly epic
September 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
the pic of all my favorite talk show hosts hanging out was truly epic
jimmy coming back is a HUGE win for the left. let's keep up this momentum! we're on a roll baby!!!
September 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
jimmy coming back is a HUGE win for the left. let's keep up this momentum! we're on a roll baby!!!
tylenol is turning the frigging frogs gay!!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
tylenol is turning the frigging frogs gay!!!!!