I'm just making a rhetorical point about the absurdity of Trump's expansionist agenda. I don't have a horse in the Puerto Rico statehood race.

Whether or not it's a good idea, 58% of Puerto Ricans want statehood whereas 0% of Canada and Greenland do. It's more a commentary on a country's right to self-sovereignty than anything else.

Boneless cookies are just rebranded cookies nuggets for adults.

Try not to lose sight of who the bad guy is here.

I have my squat shoes, my deadlift shoes, my lifting belt, wrist wraps, lifting straps, knee sleeves, baby powder, liquid chalk, an extra pair of deadlift socks.

Yeah, I need it with me.

You should smoke however you want, but It's almost 2025 -- Why roll joints without filter tips? We have the technology.

His campaign has always been about selling more MAGA hats. It's the millinery industrial complex.