Attractive Nuisance
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Attractive Nuisance
@wonderflonium.co
Sure, I believe that Epstein didn't have a file called client_list.xls but that doesn't mean the DOJ hasn't compiled that list themselves. They know who the clients were whether or not it's written in a little black book.
July 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
1927 Yankees
1972 Dolphins
1998 Bulls
2025 Liberty
June 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If Max Verstappen pulled that move on a highway, the penalty would have been 5-15 years.
June 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Watching Danielle play is not fun, but it really irks me how the turning point was Boston Rob. Everyone was having a good time until he showed up, steamrolled the women, eliminated the queers, and pitted everyone against eachother. Now people are blaming the black woman. #TheTraitors
February 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I don't want to live in a world where Mr. Milchik has supplanted Bill Lumbergh as the most accurate portrayal of Corporate America.
February 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If Trump wants a 51st state, why not Puerto Rico or DC?
February 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I just saw a TurboTax commercial. The song they chose was Ooh La La by Run the Jewels. My ghast is flabbered.
January 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Bytedance has said that they'd rather shut down TikTok than sell it for billions of dollars. They're willing to forgo all of that money in order to prevent an American company from seeing behind the curtain. It lends credence to the national security arguments the government is making.
January 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I think that Russia and Iran have spent months priming the stochastic terrorism pump in preparation for a Harris presidency. MAGA is about to be hoisted on their own literal petards. January is going to be a long 4 years.
January 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It feels like we as a society are about to collectively start hallucinating Brad Pitt with highlights, holding a bag of human lard.
December 20, 2024 at 2:35 AM
It's really starting to feel like there's an online influence campaign to take our anger at losing the election and funnel it to the Dems instead of Trump so that we're more likely to support him when he starts being authoritarian and blames the scapegoat: the establishment dems, hated by both sides
December 14, 2024 at 12:54 AM
This whole situation gives Giuseppe Zangara.

But don't worry. The rest of February 1933 turned out OK, right?
December 11, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Medicinal properties aside, cannabis is just a beautiful plant.
December 6, 2024 at 3:09 AM
It really bums me out that in 2025 humans could just end so many problems if we simply chose to be nice to each other. No war. No hunger. No oppression. But we just love being mean so goddamn much. We're pretty antisocial for such a social animal.
December 4, 2024 at 11:24 PM
You can acknowledge the sins of your ancestors without feeling personally guilty for them. It isn't a betrayal of those who are suffering to find your own joy. You are allowed to be thankful for the positive things in life even when it's full of negative things. You can have 2 feelings at once.
November 28, 2024 at 4:12 PM
It saddens me that children today will never know the pure unbridled joy of opening a plastic bendy straw.
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
You don't want to vaccinate your kids? That puts other kids in danger. I will not cede that line.

You want to drink raw milk? Whatever. It's not my brains you'll be shitting out.
November 24, 2024 at 1:58 PM
My powerlifting gym held a mock meet today.

Smoked 170/90/220kg for a total of 480kg 🏋️

If it doesn't interfere with my travel plans, I'm going to try to compete in another sanctioned meet this winter.
November 23, 2024 at 11:02 PM
"My name is Elphaba Thropp, Wicked Witch of the West, Defender of the Unwanted, Lover of Animals, and loyal servant to the true Wizard of Oz. Sister to house-crushed witch, partner to a murdered prince. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next!"

I am so ready for this double feature.
November 21, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Peak mesocycle is coming to an end. Hoping to hit some PRs on Saturday. I'm feeling confident about 90/170/220kg on SBD.
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by Attractive Nuisance
a non-zero factor in the increasing right-wing infosphere is all the high quality news sources basically being paywalled now
The Dems are so cooked. RFK Jr and Elon with a positive approval rating.

Even if the country goes to absolute ruin, don't expect people to blame Trump when the media ecosystem completely flooded with propaganda and is so completely divorced from reality.
November 19, 2024 at 12:28 PM
My hot take of the day: the rise of steroid usage and hormone replacement in young men and their shift politically to the right are interconnected. If you've ever spent time around people on PEDs, you know roid rage is for real.
November 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM
It's been two weeks and the realization is starting to sink in: even as the world crumbles around me, my TPS reports still need cover letters. Yes, Bob, I got the memo.
November 18, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Wait. So does it rhyme with "new pie" or does it rhyme with "brewski?"
November 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Custom domain handles feels like a nostalgic feature from a bygone internet. In a world of SSO, can you imagine any other website asking you to edit DNS records to verify your identity? It rekindles some of those counter culture vibes that died with IRC and phpBB.
November 17, 2024 at 8:00 PM