post context, truth, *and* my first thought was jesus fuck what has to happen to me to qualify for that plan

ugh my knee is acting up due to poorly timed goo obtainment

i have some ice cream matcha flavor oreos from my birthday that inexplicably taste like menthols if you want them. i refuse to open the second package.

dickersnoodle :(

today proved the time when we could run on rice beans and a cup of coffee are long over, and now that i think about it mi abuelo y mis tíos abuelos died pretty young

i’m absolutely riddled with scald scars from my tour as a barista! i know i can take it, they can’t do this to me, i’m calling my rep!!

2 jobs! 2 jobs. 2 jobs…

please rest!!!! and also probably get a doctor’s appointment! consumption is no laughing matter! if you need anything i’d be happy to drop things off!

to yuri or not to yuri, that is the question. whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer, the slings and arrows of random ass men with unearned confidence