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@womanly.bsky.social
a pair of multi-tinted glasses, tired goth butch femme dyke that still just wants to be held, make out, and wake up to tea. hungry for birthday cake 🎂🪅
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How I feel drawing anything rn
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
How I feel drawing anything rn
coworker to supervisor: do i get my auxiliary hours from the 30th?
me: oh that was my birthday!
supervisor: you do, because it was octavia’s birthday
coworker: oh great, thanks octavia! we all get to benefit from your birthday!
me: oh that was my birthday!
supervisor: you do, because it was octavia’s birthday
coworker: oh great, thanks octavia! we all get to benefit from your birthday!
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
coworker to supervisor: do i get my auxiliary hours from the 30th?
me: oh that was my birthday!
supervisor: you do, because it was octavia’s birthday
coworker: oh great, thanks octavia! we all get to benefit from your birthday!
me: oh that was my birthday!
supervisor: you do, because it was octavia’s birthday
coworker: oh great, thanks octavia! we all get to benefit from your birthday!
i hate generative artificial intelligence so much but it’s too late, a patron refuses to call me by anything else :(
my new name is ms. ai
my new name is ms. ai
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i hate generative artificial intelligence so much but it’s too late, a patron refuses to call me by anything else :(
my new name is ms. ai
my new name is ms. ai
home from work, pulls up laptop to do more work
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
home from work, pulls up laptop to do more work
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I made a new Christmas ornament to add to my collection. She's an old Hollywood starlet, Annette Limoncello. My goal is that when I die, I leave behind many artifacts that make people say "Why,,,did he do that?"
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I made a new Christmas ornament to add to my collection. She's an old Hollywood starlet, Annette Limoncello. My goal is that when I die, I leave behind many artifacts that make people say "Why,,,did he do that?"
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pigeon prime is our friend
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
pigeon prime is our friend
i’ve been deemed a wuss who can’t hold her burns and ousted from the kitchen :<
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i’ve been deemed a wuss who can’t hold her burns and ousted from the kitchen :<
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[getting cut off in traffic] well i’m not really even a person so it doesn’t matter
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
[getting cut off in traffic] well i’m not really even a person so it doesn’t matter
girl work 10 hr day girl buy beautiful guild pottery girl denied handbag by cashier because no price tag girl ow girl sleep
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
girl work 10 hr day girl buy beautiful guild pottery girl denied handbag by cashier because no price tag girl ow girl sleep
i had a lot of dreams but the core was the same.
a nervous, but charming woman starts pursuing me. i hint i’m game but “offhand” mention i’ve made a resolution of waiting for the other party to ask *me* out, which is true.
men overhear & rush to make advances. i reject them voidward. dream reset.
a nervous, but charming woman starts pursuing me. i hint i’m game but “offhand” mention i’ve made a resolution of waiting for the other party to ask *me* out, which is true.
men overhear & rush to make advances. i reject them voidward. dream reset.
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i had a lot of dreams but the core was the same.
a nervous, but charming woman starts pursuing me. i hint i’m game but “offhand” mention i’ve made a resolution of waiting for the other party to ask *me* out, which is true.
men overhear & rush to make advances. i reject them voidward. dream reset.
a nervous, but charming woman starts pursuing me. i hint i’m game but “offhand” mention i’ve made a resolution of waiting for the other party to ask *me* out, which is true.
men overhear & rush to make advances. i reject them voidward. dream reset.
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they’ve left the lesbian alone in the entertainment district parking lot!!
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
they’ve left the lesbian alone in the entertainment district parking lot!!
lightweight girlfriend didn’t realize one bottle of soju with not enough water would result in her second hangover
i’m sorry body i was distracted by all the beautiful people in my house
i’m sorry body i was distracted by all the beautiful people in my house
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
lightweight girlfriend didn’t realize one bottle of soju with not enough water would result in her second hangover
i’m sorry body i was distracted by all the beautiful people in my house
i’m sorry body i was distracted by all the beautiful people in my house
today was so nice, i’ll bet i’m gonna get all the pets in my dreams <3
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
today was so nice, i’ll bet i’m gonna get all the pets in my dreams <3
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
i’m pretty excited for tomorrow bc wtf today was the worst
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i’m pretty excited for tomorrow bc wtf today was the worst
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i don't LIKE being meanies. i WANT to be niceys. but the world is MAKING ME meanies
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i don't LIKE being meanies. i WANT to be niceys. but the world is MAKING ME meanies
who named it pet milk why is it called pet milk if it’s for humans? am i pet? if i get to be pet why do i still have 2 jobs why do i pay for utilities
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
who named it pet milk why is it called pet milk if it’s for humans? am i pet? if i get to be pet why do i still have 2 jobs why do i pay for utilities
i love [BANANA] flavored milk drink and [MATCHA] kit kat
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i love [BANANA] flavored milk drink and [MATCHA] kit kat
the same yuri bot has been regenerating itself past blocks and stalking me across social media for days—what do you want from me, i’ll never click your links you fiend!
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
the same yuri bot has been regenerating itself past blocks and stalking me across social media for days—what do you want from me, i’ll never click your links you fiend!
i’ve dropped my entire computer onto a singular toe. mm.
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i’ve dropped my entire computer onto a singular toe. mm.
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there sure are a lot of recession indicators for an economy supposedly not in a recession
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
there sure are a lot of recession indicators for an economy supposedly not in a recession
cake #1 of 2
(no one realized these were re-lighting candles. they took a solid 3 minutes to blow out and set off the smoke alarm)
(no one realized these were re-lighting candles. they took a solid 3 minutes to blow out and set off the smoke alarm)
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
cake #1 of 2
(no one realized these were re-lighting candles. they took a solid 3 minutes to blow out and set off the smoke alarm)
(no one realized these were re-lighting candles. they took a solid 3 minutes to blow out and set off the smoke alarm)
look at the cute things i have received✨✨
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
look at the cute things i have received✨✨
childhood best friend reveals he has backslid on gendering me correctly via a happy birthday message????
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
childhood best friend reveals he has backslid on gendering me correctly via a happy birthday message????