Wolphin
@wolphin.bsky.social
Hello? Is this thing on? What about this button?
Worrying thing is I would not be surprised if she replies with something along the lines of "Ahh, my only fans page"
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Worrying thing is I would not be surprised if she replies with something along the lines of "Ahh, my only fans page"
If its any consolation, my cousin and her friend backpacked through India for months and had a ball.
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If its any consolation, my cousin and her friend backpacked through India for months and had a ball.
I might have to confiscate some of those for, umm, quality control purposes...
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I might have to confiscate some of those for, umm, quality control purposes...
It's that time of the year. Beginning the Christmas shutdown :)
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It's that time of the year. Beginning the Christmas shutdown :)
Over hunky roos perhaps.
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Over hunky roos perhaps.
But at least you're not a dag.
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
But at least you're not a dag.
They'll find work arounds or more to even more dodgy social media sites that don't do age checks. They still have problems with underage drinking and smoking and now they expect to stop them with social media as well? Really?
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
They'll find work arounds or more to even more dodgy social media sites that don't do age checks. They still have problems with underage drinking and smoking and now they expect to stop them with social media as well? Really?
Nice quite neat job though.
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Nice quite neat job though.
That's hard to get a blank wetsuit.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
That's hard to get a blank wetsuit.
Ahh, you're not too old then.
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ahh, you're not too old then.
Please tell me they were on your head.
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Please tell me they were on your head.
Schrodinger's package!
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Schrodinger's package!
Need to be in London where pedestrians will open the door and climb through the car if its on the crosswalk.
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Need to be in London where pedestrians will open the door and climb through the car if its on the crosswalk.
Since you said that, I immediately heard the beeping and pictured it walking backwards and falling off the table.
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Since you said that, I immediately heard the beeping and pictured it walking backwards and falling off the table.
Exactly. Your generation just doesn't make the sacrifices earlier generations did.
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Exactly. Your generation just doesn't make the sacrifices earlier generations did.
Go on... skip getting a coffee one morning and get a 'copter instead.
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Go on... skip getting a coffee one morning and get a 'copter instead.
I found out today the helicopters refill with water from this portable pool. I'm putting my hand up look after that next time because you can cool off in the pool during pick ups. Not that you're suppose to.
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I found out today the helicopters refill with water from this portable pool. I'm putting my hand up look after that next time because you can cool off in the pool during pick ups. Not that you're suppose to.
Why am I now thinking of a cheetah with a custom QR code on the back of their neck for when they don't want to be asked questions?
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Why am I now thinking of a cheetah with a custom QR code on the back of their neck for when they don't want to be asked questions?