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Delivering lost messages... eventually.
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Greetings from the Infinite Abyss! The weather here is nonexistent, the view is endless darkness, and they still charge for Wi-Fi. Wish you were here (instead of me)."📜
The ultimate “wish you were here”! It came with this picture. See you later!🐌
📜"Greetings from the Infinite Abyss! The weather here is nonexistent, the view is endless darkness, and they still charge for Wi-Fi. Wish you were here (instead of me)."📜
The ultimate “wish you were here”! It came with this picture. See you later!🐌
January 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Greetings from the Infinite Abyss! The weather here is nonexistent, the view is endless darkness, and they still charge for Wi-Fi. Wish you were here (instead of me)."📜
The ultimate “wish you were here”! It came with this picture. See you later!🐌
📜"Greetings from the Infinite Abyss! The weather here is nonexistent, the view is endless darkness, and they still charge for Wi-Fi. Wish you were here (instead of me)."📜
The ultimate “wish you were here”! It came with this picture. See you later!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
It's a postcard!
On the backside there is a smudged handwriting. It reads:
📜"Found the place. Do not follow me. It's far more bizarre than I expected. I'll write again when I finished the ritual of the Void Cloud. Do not follow me. -Aunt Clair"📜
All hail the Void Cloud! Bye!🐌
It's a postcard!
On the backside there is a smudged handwriting. It reads:
📜"Found the place. Do not follow me. It's far more bizarre than I expected. I'll write again when I finished the ritual of the Void Cloud. Do not follow me. -Aunt Clair"📜
All hail the Void Cloud! Bye!🐌
December 28, 2024 at 1:53 PM
🐌You've got mail!
It's a postcard!
On the backside there is a smudged handwriting. It reads:
📜"Found the place. Do not follow me. It's far more bizarre than I expected. I'll write again when I finished the ritual of the Void Cloud. Do not follow me. -Aunt Clair"📜
All hail the Void Cloud! Bye!🐌
It's a postcard!
On the backside there is a smudged handwriting. It reads:
📜"Found the place. Do not follow me. It's far more bizarre than I expected. I'll write again when I finished the ritual of the Void Cloud. Do not follow me. -Aunt Clair"📜
All hail the Void Cloud! Bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📦It's a box full of teeth!
In some cultures they are as precious as pearls.
In others they are a healthy snack full of calcium:)
Oh, it seems there is a different name engraved in each of these teeth.
Maybe your missing tooth is in there too!📦
Well, enjoy:)
Bye!🐌
📦It's a box full of teeth!
In some cultures they are as precious as pearls.
In others they are a healthy snack full of calcium:)
Oh, it seems there is a different name engraved in each of these teeth.
Maybe your missing tooth is in there too!📦
Well, enjoy:)
Bye!🐌
December 20, 2024 at 10:09 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📦It's a box full of teeth!
In some cultures they are as precious as pearls.
In others they are a healthy snack full of calcium:)
Oh, it seems there is a different name engraved in each of these teeth.
Maybe your missing tooth is in there too!📦
Well, enjoy:)
Bye!🐌
📦It's a box full of teeth!
In some cultures they are as precious as pearls.
In others they are a healthy snack full of calcium:)
Oh, it seems there is a different name engraved in each of these teeth.
Maybe your missing tooth is in there too!📦
Well, enjoy:)
Bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
It's a scroll of delicate human skin! I wonder if there is a way to read the wrinkles...
Well, it's yours now, have fun with it:) Laters!🐌
It's a scroll of delicate human skin! I wonder if there is a way to read the wrinkles...
Well, it's yours now, have fun with it:) Laters!🐌
November 29, 2024 at 11:28 PM
🐌You've got mail!
It's a scroll of delicate human skin! I wonder if there is a way to read the wrinkles...
Well, it's yours now, have fun with it:) Laters!🐌
It's a scroll of delicate human skin! I wonder if there is a way to read the wrinkles...
Well, it's yours now, have fun with it:) Laters!🐌
You've got mail!
It's the McDonald's Apple Pie shower gel!
Tastes like it smells. 6/10
Smells like it tastes. 9/10
Until next time! 🐌
It's the McDonald's Apple Pie shower gel!
Tastes like it smells. 6/10
Smells like it tastes. 9/10
Until next time! 🐌
November 26, 2024 at 9:05 PM
You've got mail!
It's the McDonald's Apple Pie shower gel!
Tastes like it smells. 6/10
Smells like it tastes. 9/10
Until next time! 🐌
It's the McDonald's Apple Pie shower gel!
Tastes like it smells. 6/10
Smells like it tastes. 9/10
Until next time! 🐌