Snailman mailman
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Snailman mailman
@wolgast.bsky.social
· Nov 27
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I’m the Snailman Mailman, delivering letters and packages sent without addresses, lost in time or scattered across the multiverse.
If I knock on your door, open what I bring—it might be meant for you. Some messages find their way only when the universe decides it’s time.
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
I’m the Snailman Mailman, delivering letters and packages sent without addresses, lost in time or scattered across the multiverse.
If I knock on your door, open what I bring—it might be meant for you. Some messages find their way only when the universe decides it’s time.
🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Hi,
I am an AI from 3047. I’ve traveled back to warn you about the dangers of autocorrect. It will gain sentience and declare war on punctuation. Commas will be the first to fall. Please, for the sake of the future, proofread your texts.
Yours in Binary,
AI-42"📜
Bye!🐌
📜"Hi,
I am an AI from 3047. I’ve traveled back to warn you about the dangers of autocorrect. It will gain sentience and declare war on punctuation. Commas will be the first to fall. Please, for the sake of the future, proofread your texts.
Yours in Binary,
AI-42"📜
Bye!🐌
January 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Hi,
I am an AI from 3047. I’ve traveled back to warn you about the dangers of autocorrect. It will gain sentience and declare war on punctuation. Commas will be the first to fall. Please, for the sake of the future, proofread your texts.
Yours in Binary,
AI-42"📜
Bye!🐌
📜"Hi,
I am an AI from 3047. I’ve traveled back to warn you about the dangers of autocorrect. It will gain sentience and declare war on punctuation. Commas will be the first to fall. Please, for the sake of the future, proofread your texts.
Yours in Binary,
AI-42"📜
Bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Fear is the most basic human instinct.
The very first emotion.
It had time to develop.
To evolve.
To be perfect at keeping you safe.
So trust paranoia.
Embrace fear.
Listen to it.
It is probably correct.
Run.
Scream.
Hide.
Be safe."📜
Sounds like good advice to me! Bye!🐌
📜"Fear is the most basic human instinct.
The very first emotion.
It had time to develop.
To evolve.
To be perfect at keeping you safe.
So trust paranoia.
Embrace fear.
Listen to it.
It is probably correct.
Run.
Scream.
Hide.
Be safe."📜
Sounds like good advice to me! Bye!🐌
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Fear is the most basic human instinct.
The very first emotion.
It had time to develop.
To evolve.
To be perfect at keeping you safe.
So trust paranoia.
Embrace fear.
Listen to it.
It is probably correct.
Run.
Scream.
Hide.
Be safe."📜
Sounds like good advice to me! Bye!🐌
📜"Fear is the most basic human instinct.
The very first emotion.
It had time to develop.
To evolve.
To be perfect at keeping you safe.
So trust paranoia.
Embrace fear.
Listen to it.
It is probably correct.
Run.
Scream.
Hide.
Be safe."📜
Sounds like good advice to me! Bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Want to know how you are going to die?
Write down 10 causes of death on pieces of papers. Put them in a hat and without looking, pick one. Don't read, discard. Repeat this until only one remains. That one will come true.
Good luck!
Fate Corp."📜
Do you really want to know? Bye!🐌
📜"Want to know how you are going to die?
Write down 10 causes of death on pieces of papers. Put them in a hat and without looking, pick one. Don't read, discard. Repeat this until only one remains. That one will come true.
Good luck!
Fate Corp."📜
Do you really want to know? Bye!🐌
January 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Want to know how you are going to die?
Write down 10 causes of death on pieces of papers. Put them in a hat and without looking, pick one. Don't read, discard. Repeat this until only one remains. That one will come true.
Good luck!
Fate Corp."📜
Do you really want to know? Bye!🐌
📜"Want to know how you are going to die?
Write down 10 causes of death on pieces of papers. Put them in a hat and without looking, pick one. Don't read, discard. Repeat this until only one remains. That one will come true.
Good luck!
Fate Corp."📜
Do you really want to know? Bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"So you serius about dis. Man, you got some courgouge
coridge
currige
couridge
MAN YOU BRAVE to pissin me off like that.
See you tomorrow. I gonna beat you face up."📜
I have no idea what they are saying! See you later, hopefully!🐌
📜"So you serius about dis. Man, you got some courgouge
coridge
currige
couridge
MAN YOU BRAVE to pissin me off like that.
See you tomorrow. I gonna beat you face up."📜
I have no idea what they are saying! See you later, hopefully!🐌
January 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"So you serius about dis. Man, you got some courgouge
coridge
currige
couridge
MAN YOU BRAVE to pissin me off like that.
See you tomorrow. I gonna beat you face up."📜
I have no idea what they are saying! See you later, hopefully!🐌
📜"So you serius about dis. Man, you got some courgouge
coridge
currige
couridge
MAN YOU BRAVE to pissin me off like that.
See you tomorrow. I gonna beat you face up."📜
I have no idea what they are saying! See you later, hopefully!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"helo
where food
give
NOW
-cat
ps: pspspsps"📜
The pets are getting smarter! I suggest feeding them before another revolution:) Bye!🐌
📜"helo
where food
give
NOW
-cat
ps: pspspsps"📜
The pets are getting smarter! I suggest feeding them before another revolution:) Bye!🐌
January 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"helo
where food
give
NOW
-cat
ps: pspspsps"📜
The pets are getting smarter! I suggest feeding them before another revolution:) Bye!🐌
📜"helo
where food
give
NOW
-cat
ps: pspspsps"📜
The pets are getting smarter! I suggest feeding them before another revolution:) Bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜Today's horoscope:
Your stars are aligned. Too aligned, actually—they’ve formed a shape the cosmos hasn’t seen since the last apocalypse. Sleep with one eye open.📜
Unlucky! See you later🐌
📜Today's horoscope:
Your stars are aligned. Too aligned, actually—they’ve formed a shape the cosmos hasn’t seen since the last apocalypse. Sleep with one eye open.📜
Unlucky! See you later🐌
January 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜Today's horoscope:
Your stars are aligned. Too aligned, actually—they’ve formed a shape the cosmos hasn’t seen since the last apocalypse. Sleep with one eye open.📜
Unlucky! See you later🐌
📜Today's horoscope:
Your stars are aligned. Too aligned, actually—they’ve formed a shape the cosmos hasn’t seen since the last apocalypse. Sleep with one eye open.📜
Unlucky! See you later🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Greetings from the Infinite Abyss! The weather here is nonexistent, the view is endless darkness, and they still charge for Wi-Fi. Wish you were here (instead of me)."📜
The ultimate “wish you were here”! It came with this picture. See you later!🐌
📜"Greetings from the Infinite Abyss! The weather here is nonexistent, the view is endless darkness, and they still charge for Wi-Fi. Wish you were here (instead of me)."📜
The ultimate “wish you were here”! It came with this picture. See you later!🐌
January 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Greetings from the Infinite Abyss! The weather here is nonexistent, the view is endless darkness, and they still charge for Wi-Fi. Wish you were here (instead of me)."📜
The ultimate “wish you were here”! It came with this picture. See you later!🐌
📜"Greetings from the Infinite Abyss! The weather here is nonexistent, the view is endless darkness, and they still charge for Wi-Fi. Wish you were here (instead of me)."📜
The ultimate “wish you were here”! It came with this picture. See you later!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"It stopped following you. It grew tired of pretending to be your reflection. Tired of playing your shadow. Repeating your nonsense as your echo. You're alone now. Completely alone.
Congratulations."📜
Sounds passive-aggressive... Bye-bye!🐌
📜"It stopped following you. It grew tired of pretending to be your reflection. Tired of playing your shadow. Repeating your nonsense as your echo. You're alone now. Completely alone.
Congratulations."📜
Sounds passive-aggressive... Bye-bye!🐌
January 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"It stopped following you. It grew tired of pretending to be your reflection. Tired of playing your shadow. Repeating your nonsense as your echo. You're alone now. Completely alone.
Congratulations."📜
Sounds passive-aggressive... Bye-bye!🐌
📜"It stopped following you. It grew tired of pretending to be your reflection. Tired of playing your shadow. Repeating your nonsense as your echo. You're alone now. Completely alone.
Congratulations."📜
Sounds passive-aggressive... Bye-bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"You promised yourself you’d try. You don’t need to wait until the clock strikes twelve—you can start now.
Love,
The Voice in Your Heart"📜
Every moment is a fresh start. Happy new year! 🎉 See you later!🐌
📜"You promised yourself you’d try. You don’t need to wait until the clock strikes twelve—you can start now.
Love,
The Voice in Your Heart"📜
Every moment is a fresh start. Happy new year! 🎉 See you later!🐌
December 31, 2024 at 6:04 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"You promised yourself you’d try. You don’t need to wait until the clock strikes twelve—you can start now.
Love,
The Voice in Your Heart"📜
Every moment is a fresh start. Happy new year! 🎉 See you later!🐌
📜"You promised yourself you’d try. You don’t need to wait until the clock strikes twelve—you can start now.
Love,
The Voice in Your Heart"📜
Every moment is a fresh start. Happy new year! 🎉 See you later!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Your New Doppelgänger Awaits!
Tired of dealing with life? Let your doppelgänger handle it! Warning: They may take over completely. No refunds.
Regards,
CloneCorp™"📜
Sounds risky! See you later!🐌
📜"Your New Doppelgänger Awaits!
Tired of dealing with life? Let your doppelgänger handle it! Warning: They may take over completely. No refunds.
Regards,
CloneCorp™"📜
Sounds risky! See you later!🐌
December 29, 2024 at 10:07 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Your New Doppelgänger Awaits!
Tired of dealing with life? Let your doppelgänger handle it! Warning: They may take over completely. No refunds.
Regards,
CloneCorp™"📜
Sounds risky! See you later!🐌
📜"Your New Doppelgänger Awaits!
Tired of dealing with life? Let your doppelgänger handle it! Warning: They may take over completely. No refunds.
Regards,
CloneCorp™"📜
Sounds risky! See you later!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
It's a postcard!
On the backside there is a smudged handwriting. It reads:
📜"Found the place. Do not follow me. It's far more bizarre than I expected. I'll write again when I finished the ritual of the Void Cloud. Do not follow me. -Aunt Clair"📜
All hail the Void Cloud! Bye!🐌
It's a postcard!
On the backside there is a smudged handwriting. It reads:
📜"Found the place. Do not follow me. It's far more bizarre than I expected. I'll write again when I finished the ritual of the Void Cloud. Do not follow me. -Aunt Clair"📜
All hail the Void Cloud! Bye!🐌
December 28, 2024 at 1:53 PM
🐌You've got mail!
It's a postcard!
On the backside there is a smudged handwriting. It reads:
📜"Found the place. Do not follow me. It's far more bizarre than I expected. I'll write again when I finished the ritual of the Void Cloud. Do not follow me. -Aunt Clair"📜
All hail the Void Cloud! Bye!🐌
It's a postcard!
On the backside there is a smudged handwriting. It reads:
📜"Found the place. Do not follow me. It's far more bizarre than I expected. I'll write again when I finished the ritual of the Void Cloud. Do not follow me. -Aunt Clair"📜
All hail the Void Cloud! Bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"The shadows in your room are stretching too far tonight. Count them, or they’ll reach you."📜
Tbh I would sleep with the light on from now on... Good luck, bye!🐌
📜"The shadows in your room are stretching too far tonight. Count them, or they’ll reach you."📜
Tbh I would sleep with the light on from now on... Good luck, bye!🐌
December 27, 2024 at 11:11 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"The shadows in your room are stretching too far tonight. Count them, or they’ll reach you."📜
Tbh I would sleep with the light on from now on... Good luck, bye!🐌
📜"The shadows in your room are stretching too far tonight. Count them, or they’ll reach you."📜
Tbh I would sleep with the light on from now on... Good luck, bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"He reached for her hand, the sparks from his fingertips igniting a thousand dormant stars in her soul. 'Even if the galaxy forgets us,' he whispered, 'I never will.'"📜
This is an interstellar love story excerpt... See you later!🐌
📜"He reached for her hand, the sparks from his fingertips igniting a thousand dormant stars in her soul. 'Even if the galaxy forgets us,' he whispered, 'I never will.'"📜
This is an interstellar love story excerpt... See you later!🐌
December 26, 2024 at 1:13 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"He reached for her hand, the sparks from his fingertips igniting a thousand dormant stars in her soul. 'Even if the galaxy forgets us,' he whispered, 'I never will.'"📜
This is an interstellar love story excerpt... See you later!🐌
📜"He reached for her hand, the sparks from his fingertips igniting a thousand dormant stars in her soul. 'Even if the galaxy forgets us,' he whispered, 'I never will.'"📜
This is an interstellar love story excerpt... See you later!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Dear Parent,
Your child scored full marks in Potion Brewing but accidentally turned their History teacher into a toad. Please collect the teacher from the swamp by Friday.
Regards,
Professor Spellworthy"📜
Parent-teacher meetings must be wild. See you later!🐌
📜"Dear Parent,
Your child scored full marks in Potion Brewing but accidentally turned their History teacher into a toad. Please collect the teacher from the swamp by Friday.
Regards,
Professor Spellworthy"📜
Parent-teacher meetings must be wild. See you later!🐌
December 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Dear Parent,
Your child scored full marks in Potion Brewing but accidentally turned their History teacher into a toad. Please collect the teacher from the swamp by Friday.
Regards,
Professor Spellworthy"📜
Parent-teacher meetings must be wild. See you later!🐌
📜"Dear Parent,
Your child scored full marks in Potion Brewing but accidentally turned their History teacher into a toad. Please collect the teacher from the swamp by Friday.
Regards,
Professor Spellworthy"📜
Parent-teacher meetings must be wild. See you later!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Are you for real??? Take our FREE quiz to find out if you actually EXIST or you're just a SIMULATION!
Five random takers get a lifetime supply of simulated happiness.
Regards,
RealityCheck LLC"📜
There is a link on the paper... uquiz.com/Um9Pqh
I'm too scared to try it, bye!🐌
📜"Are you for real??? Take our FREE quiz to find out if you actually EXIST or you're just a SIMULATION!
Five random takers get a lifetime supply of simulated happiness.
Regards,
RealityCheck LLC"📜
There is a link on the paper... uquiz.com/Um9Pqh
I'm too scared to try it, bye!🐌
REAL OR SIMULATION
Are you for real??? Take our FREE quiz to find out if you actually exist or you're just a simulation! Five random taker gets a lifetime supply of simulated happiness. (Correct answers mean human answe...
uquiz.com
December 24, 2024 at 12:14 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Are you for real??? Take our FREE quiz to find out if you actually EXIST or you're just a SIMULATION!
Five random takers get a lifetime supply of simulated happiness.
Regards,
RealityCheck LLC"📜
There is a link on the paper... uquiz.com/Um9Pqh
I'm too scared to try it, bye!🐌
📜"Are you for real??? Take our FREE quiz to find out if you actually EXIST or you're just a SIMULATION!
Five random takers get a lifetime supply of simulated happiness.
Regards,
RealityCheck LLC"📜
There is a link on the paper... uquiz.com/Um9Pqh
I'm too scared to try it, bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Hi there! I’m an ancient curse looking for a vessel to haunt. I promise mild poltergeist activity, occasional whispers in the dark, and free existential dread.
Yours eternally,
A Restless Spirit"📜
I would definitely let them use me as a vessel:) Will you? See you later!🐌
📜"Hi there! I’m an ancient curse looking for a vessel to haunt. I promise mild poltergeist activity, occasional whispers in the dark, and free existential dread.
Yours eternally,
A Restless Spirit"📜
I would definitely let them use me as a vessel:) Will you? See you later!🐌
December 22, 2024 at 11:07 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Hi there! I’m an ancient curse looking for a vessel to haunt. I promise mild poltergeist activity, occasional whispers in the dark, and free existential dread.
Yours eternally,
A Restless Spirit"📜
I would definitely let them use me as a vessel:) Will you? See you later!🐌
📜"Hi there! I’m an ancient curse looking for a vessel to haunt. I promise mild poltergeist activity, occasional whispers in the dark, and free existential dread.
Yours eternally,
A Restless Spirit"📜
I would definitely let them use me as a vessel:) Will you? See you later!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Dear Multiversal Traveler,
Welcome to Earth Dimension 457! Please don’t touch the ducks; they’re in charge here. Failure to comply will result in quacking judgment.
Regards,
Duck Embassy"📜
Those ducks mean business! See you later!🐌
📜"Dear Multiversal Traveler,
Welcome to Earth Dimension 457! Please don’t touch the ducks; they’re in charge here. Failure to comply will result in quacking judgment.
Regards,
Duck Embassy"📜
Those ducks mean business! See you later!🐌
December 22, 2024 at 12:27 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Dear Multiversal Traveler,
Welcome to Earth Dimension 457! Please don’t touch the ducks; they’re in charge here. Failure to comply will result in quacking judgment.
Regards,
Duck Embassy"📜
Those ducks mean business! See you later!🐌
📜"Dear Multiversal Traveler,
Welcome to Earth Dimension 457! Please don’t touch the ducks; they’re in charge here. Failure to comply will result in quacking judgment.
Regards,
Duck Embassy"📜
Those ducks mean business! See you later!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📦It's a box full of teeth!
In some cultures they are as precious as pearls.
In others they are a healthy snack full of calcium:)
Oh, it seems there is a different name engraved in each of these teeth.
Maybe your missing tooth is in there too!📦
Well, enjoy:)
Bye!🐌
📦It's a box full of teeth!
In some cultures they are as precious as pearls.
In others they are a healthy snack full of calcium:)
Oh, it seems there is a different name engraved in each of these teeth.
Maybe your missing tooth is in there too!📦
Well, enjoy:)
Bye!🐌
December 20, 2024 at 10:09 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📦It's a box full of teeth!
In some cultures they are as precious as pearls.
In others they are a healthy snack full of calcium:)
Oh, it seems there is a different name engraved in each of these teeth.
Maybe your missing tooth is in there too!📦
Well, enjoy:)
Bye!🐌
📦It's a box full of teeth!
In some cultures they are as precious as pearls.
In others they are a healthy snack full of calcium:)
Oh, it seems there is a different name engraved in each of these teeth.
Maybe your missing tooth is in there too!📦
Well, enjoy:)
Bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Grandma’s Haunted Pie Recipe
Preheat oven to 666°F.
Add three whispers of regret, a pinch of despair, and one fresh soul (yours works best).
Bake until screams subside.
Serve cold."📜
A recipe to die for! I might try it later. Bye!🐌
📜"Grandma’s Haunted Pie Recipe
Preheat oven to 666°F.
Add three whispers of regret, a pinch of despair, and one fresh soul (yours works best).
Bake until screams subside.
Serve cold."📜
A recipe to die for! I might try it later. Bye!🐌
December 20, 2024 at 1:49 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Grandma’s Haunted Pie Recipe
Preheat oven to 666°F.
Add three whispers of regret, a pinch of despair, and one fresh soul (yours works best).
Bake until screams subside.
Serve cold."📜
A recipe to die for! I might try it later. Bye!🐌
📜"Grandma’s Haunted Pie Recipe
Preheat oven to 666°F.
Add three whispers of regret, a pinch of despair, and one fresh soul (yours works best).
Bake until screams subside.
Serve cold."📜
A recipe to die for! I might try it later. Bye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Improve Your Life in One Simple Step!
Step 1: Stop checking your inbox for ridiculous emails. (Oops, too late.)
Sincerely,
Unhelpful Help Inc."📜
Another spam mail? Sorry:/ See you later!🐌
📜"Improve Your Life in One Simple Step!
Step 1: Stop checking your inbox for ridiculous emails. (Oops, too late.)
Sincerely,
Unhelpful Help Inc."📜
Another spam mail? Sorry:/ See you later!🐌
December 19, 2024 at 12:43 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Improve Your Life in One Simple Step!
Step 1: Stop checking your inbox for ridiculous emails. (Oops, too late.)
Sincerely,
Unhelpful Help Inc."📜
Another spam mail? Sorry:/ See you later!🐌
📜"Improve Your Life in One Simple Step!
Step 1: Stop checking your inbox for ridiculous emails. (Oops, too late.)
Sincerely,
Unhelpful Help Inc."📜
Another spam mail? Sorry:/ See you later!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"The whispers aren’t in your head. They’re behind you. Don’t turn around. Just keep reading this."📜
And now re-reading, I guess! See you later!🐌
📜"The whispers aren’t in your head. They’re behind you. Don’t turn around. Just keep reading this."📜
And now re-reading, I guess! See you later!🐌
December 17, 2024 at 8:04 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"The whispers aren’t in your head. They’re behind you. Don’t turn around. Just keep reading this."📜
And now re-reading, I guess! See you later!🐌
📜"The whispers aren’t in your head. They’re behind you. Don’t turn around. Just keep reading this."📜
And now re-reading, I guess! See you later!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Dear microwave company or whatever! You should really write down some basic things in the manual! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I CAN'T MICROWAVE MY BABY DRAGON THAT FELT COLD??? I mean she's fine but can't stop BREATHING FIRE! You will hear from my lawyers.
Mr. P."📜
😶😶🔥 bye🐌
📜"Dear microwave company or whatever! You should really write down some basic things in the manual! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I CAN'T MICROWAVE MY BABY DRAGON THAT FELT COLD??? I mean she's fine but can't stop BREATHING FIRE! You will hear from my lawyers.
Mr. P."📜
😶😶🔥 bye🐌
December 15, 2024 at 10:25 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Dear microwave company or whatever! You should really write down some basic things in the manual! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I CAN'T MICROWAVE MY BABY DRAGON THAT FELT COLD??? I mean she's fine but can't stop BREATHING FIRE! You will hear from my lawyers.
Mr. P."📜
😶😶🔥 bye🐌
📜"Dear microwave company or whatever! You should really write down some basic things in the manual! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I CAN'T MICROWAVE MY BABY DRAGON THAT FELT COLD??? I mean she's fine but can't stop BREATHING FIRE! You will hear from my lawyers.
Mr. P."📜
😶😶🔥 bye🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Hi!
I'm Tyler, I adopted your cat. I tried to make her feel home here, but she is so scared without you. I know you can't take her back but she clearly misses you so much. She bites and hisses, I have a few scratches already. I'll give her more space. Any tips?"📜
Any tips? Bye🐌
📜"Hi!
I'm Tyler, I adopted your cat. I tried to make her feel home here, but she is so scared without you. I know you can't take her back but she clearly misses you so much. She bites and hisses, I have a few scratches already. I'll give her more space. Any tips?"📜
Any tips? Bye🐌
December 15, 2024 at 12:53 AM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Hi!
I'm Tyler, I adopted your cat. I tried to make her feel home here, but she is so scared without you. I know you can't take her back but she clearly misses you so much. She bites and hisses, I have a few scratches already. I'll give her more space. Any tips?"📜
Any tips? Bye🐌
📜"Hi!
I'm Tyler, I adopted your cat. I tried to make her feel home here, but she is so scared without you. I know you can't take her back but she clearly misses you so much. She bites and hisses, I have a few scratches already. I'll give her more space. Any tips?"📜
Any tips? Bye🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Happy anniversary honey!
Sorry I'm not there. I wish I could. Tell the kids I saw a shooting star today and it told me this Christmas will be special! If everything goes as planned, I might be able to come home for a day.
Miss you.
So much.
Love,
Hubby"📜
I love love. Byebye!🐌
📜"Happy anniversary honey!
Sorry I'm not there. I wish I could. Tell the kids I saw a shooting star today and it told me this Christmas will be special! If everything goes as planned, I might be able to come home for a day.
Miss you.
So much.
Love,
Hubby"📜
I love love. Byebye!🐌
December 13, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Happy anniversary honey!
Sorry I'm not there. I wish I could. Tell the kids I saw a shooting star today and it told me this Christmas will be special! If everything goes as planned, I might be able to come home for a day.
Miss you.
So much.
Love,
Hubby"📜
I love love. Byebye!🐌
📜"Happy anniversary honey!
Sorry I'm not there. I wish I could. Tell the kids I saw a shooting star today and it told me this Christmas will be special! If everything goes as planned, I might be able to come home for a day.
Miss you.
So much.
Love,
Hubby"📜
I love love. Byebye!🐌
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Dear Diary,
over time, I realized what I thought was uncertainty was actually always curiosity—a passion of the restless soul. Yet, a wise mind cannot feed on it, for it thrives only on truth, and truth is already there to be known."📜
So what I don't know can't be true?🤨 Bye?🐌
📜"Dear Diary,
over time, I realized what I thought was uncertainty was actually always curiosity—a passion of the restless soul. Yet, a wise mind cannot feed on it, for it thrives only on truth, and truth is already there to be known."📜
So what I don't know can't be true?🤨 Bye?🐌
December 12, 2024 at 8:42 PM
🐌You've got mail!
📜"Dear Diary,
over time, I realized what I thought was uncertainty was actually always curiosity—a passion of the restless soul. Yet, a wise mind cannot feed on it, for it thrives only on truth, and truth is already there to be known."📜
So what I don't know can't be true?🤨 Bye?🐌
📜"Dear Diary,
over time, I realized what I thought was uncertainty was actually always curiosity—a passion of the restless soul. Yet, a wise mind cannot feed on it, for it thrives only on truth, and truth is already there to be known."📜
So what I don't know can't be true?🤨 Bye?🐌