Kyle “wolf_hands” Woodson
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Kyle “wolf_hands” Woodson
@wolfhands.bsky.social
Thought Oblivion was “too hard” back in 2009 and traded it in for Demon’s Souls • Still grieving API price hikes killing 3rd party social media apps • Only listens to bangers || Prev: Private Division, EA Originals, SEMC (he/him)
if for some insane reason you ever find yourself in my hometown of Georgetown, KY and you like bbq, you really have to give Pig Pen a try 🐖

they just won 5 awards from the local newspaper and haven't even been in their brick & mortar building for a full year yet
October 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
🔖 Bluesky finally has bookmarking!
September 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No cheating. Post your Lock Screen.
July 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The cup collection continues to grow!

Spent some time streamlining my portfolio over the weekend, as well as updating the banner image with all the cups I've collected over the years.

Check out my portfolio here → wolfhands.notion.site
June 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Didn’t like LingoDeer. Tried Bunpo and Maru and I think I’m going to give them a try for a few weeks
May 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
WELL DESERVED
May 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I still want to see AOC run in 2028 but if she didn't for any reason, Andy might be one of the few Dems that hails from a deep red state (KY), has won reelection, and could persuade conservatives to vote for a progressive agenda.
May 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
MY RETIREMENT ACCOUNT IS OBLITERATED BUT AT LEAST I CORRECTLY GUESSED THIS YEAR’S CHAMP 🏀 🏆
April 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
NOT THAT IT MATTERS WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

& NOT THAT ANYONE REALLY FOLLOWS ME FOR MY COLLEGE BASKETBALL TAKES

BUT I GOT THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP CORRECT SO I HAVE THAT GOING FOR ME RIGHT NOW
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
some lighthearted icymi news: Lumon has a LinkedIn page and it's as delightful and tongue-in-cheek as you'd expect it to be

www.linkedin.com/showcase/lum...
March 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
#GDC WEEK IS HERE 🔥

So, let’s make new friends with some online networking?

👋 I’m Kyle — currently looking for my next role. Previously social media/community mgmt at Private Division, EA Originals, Super Evil Megacorp.

Received severance during S2 of Severance. IRL achievement unlocked?
March 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
March 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m usually an anime-only person, but decided to read SL since it was a vertical scroll.

It’s an insanely good read. The art is … just look at the images attached

I think I read it exclusively while going to the bathroom within 1-2 weeks 😆
March 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
March 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🏀 we did it y'all! we finally conquered our greatest weakness — an unranked opponent!
February 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
STAY CALM EVERYONE.

Let’s play this smart. Align on one series and then we present it to her.

My suggestion:
The Apothecary Diaries
February 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
🏀

while we fumbled the assignment against Arkansas ,
a clean sweep against Tennessee this year is awfully sweet considering their ranking both times we played them 😎
February 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
For how quickly this rolled out, it’s quite sleek.

Going to make some videos this week to test this out more.
January 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
going to be insufferable to all my coworkers that are also #cbb fans this week
December 9, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Indeed it is.
December 2, 2024 at 4:13 PM
def watch some reviews if you're still on the fence. reviewed really nicely when it did come out
November 22, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Abra Kadabra …!
November 22, 2024 at 4:03 AM
real top shelf stuff
November 21, 2024 at 9:10 PM
November 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
quick screengrabs of the nominees for 2024 TGA Game of the Year
November 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM