Extra-amusing, of course, is that if these agents weren't buried in all of the tacti-cool useless nonsense, body-armored like they were headed to Ukraine and not O'Hare, they might have been able to run more than thirty feet before getting winded.

But these MAGA 'thinkers' have invested so much of their position, their ego into trying to put intellectual lipstick on this orange pig - because him being right is the only way they're not fools - that they can't give it up, even as the pig is so covered you'd sell his bacon at Sephora.

Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess