Wolfe Hanson
@wolfehanson.bsky.social
Large, ginger, arty dork person.
Dog is broken. Send repairman, please.
May 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Dog is broken. Send repairman, please.
2008. I was freshly divorced, had practically no friends, and was lying by myself and attempting to date for the first time as an adult.
Foolishly, I joined the terrible online slow-motion car crash metaphor posing as a social event grabbag known as Meet-Up dot com.
Foolishly, I joined the terrible online slow-motion car crash metaphor posing as a social event grabbag known as Meet-Up dot com.
April 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
2008. I was freshly divorced, had practically no friends, and was lying by myself and attempting to date for the first time as an adult.
Foolishly, I joined the terrible online slow-motion car crash metaphor posing as a social event grabbag known as Meet-Up dot com.
Foolishly, I joined the terrible online slow-motion car crash metaphor posing as a social event grabbag known as Meet-Up dot com.
I just saw a dolphin and it thanked me for "all the fish" and then fucked off into outer space. What does that mean? Should I be worried? Everything's probably fine, right?
April 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just saw a dolphin and it thanked me for "all the fish" and then fucked off into outer space. What does that mean? Should I be worried? Everything's probably fine, right?
I'm starting a new venture selling insurance to conspiracy theorists, that will "protect" them from Illuminati attacks, chemtrail injuries, flatearth slip and falls, and any sheeple-related catastrophes.
It's called Deep State Farm.
It's called Deep State Farm.
April 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm starting a new venture selling insurance to conspiracy theorists, that will "protect" them from Illuminati attacks, chemtrail injuries, flatearth slip and falls, and any sheeple-related catastrophes.
It's called Deep State Farm.
It's called Deep State Farm.
I love you, science. But maybe sometimes I don't actually need to know things.
April 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I love you, science. But maybe sometimes I don't actually need to know things.
"Life coaches" are just people who weren't motivated enough to run an ENTIRE cult.
March 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Life coaches" are just people who weren't motivated enough to run an ENTIRE cult.
My dog may be a bird from a meme
March 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My dog may be a bird from a meme
I named my really old, beat-up coffee maker "Jim Brewer." Not because it brews coffee, but because like Jim Breuer, I can't believe it's still working.
March 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I named my really old, beat-up coffee maker "Jim Brewer." Not because it brews coffee, but because like Jim Breuer, I can't believe it's still working.
My lap was not enough, so Ollie has oozed onto the coffee table.
#muttslide
#muttslide
February 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My lap was not enough, so Ollie has oozed onto the coffee table.
#muttslide
#muttslide
Okay, Disney, here's my pitch:
The Human Show -- A cast of regular human performers that work at a variety show that each week is hosted by a Muppet.
The Human Show -- A cast of regular human performers that work at a variety show that each week is hosted by a Muppet.
February 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Okay, Disney, here's my pitch:
The Human Show -- A cast of regular human performers that work at a variety show that each week is hosted by a Muppet.
The Human Show -- A cast of regular human performers that work at a variety show that each week is hosted by a Muppet.
Let them keep buying them then...thin the herd. Thanks to the Darwinnebago.
The Cybertruck Appears to Be More Deadly Than the Infamous Ford Pinto, According to a New Analysis
A new analysis suggests that the Cybertruck might lead to 17 times more fatalities than the infamous Ford Pinto.
futurism.com
February 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Let them keep buying them then...thin the herd. Thanks to the Darwinnebago.
And now, a tale of a real exchange I was involved in during 2008 ~
A wannabe comic creator met me at a bar, and discovered from someone else that I briefly worked in comics. The next time I appeared at that same bar for happy hour, this guy was waiting, backpack in hand.
A wannabe comic creator met me at a bar, and discovered from someone else that I briefly worked in comics. The next time I appeared at that same bar for happy hour, this guy was waiting, backpack in hand.
February 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
And now, a tale of a real exchange I was involved in during 2008 ~
A wannabe comic creator met me at a bar, and discovered from someone else that I briefly worked in comics. The next time I appeared at that same bar for happy hour, this guy was waiting, backpack in hand.
A wannabe comic creator met me at a bar, and discovered from someone else that I briefly worked in comics. The next time I appeared at that same bar for happy hour, this guy was waiting, backpack in hand.
Dog's still cute.
February 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Dog's still cute.
In an astounding metaphor for the state of the world, an iceberg twice the size the London is projected to slam into and devistate an island full of adorable penguins.
Jesus fuking fuck. 😬
Jesus fuking fuck. 😬
Satellites watch world's largest iceberg on crash course with Antarctic penguin island (photo/video)
The mega-iceberg poses a significant threat to South Georgia Island a remote wildlife haven.
www.space.com
January 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
In an astounding metaphor for the state of the world, an iceberg twice the size the London is projected to slam into and devistate an island full of adorable penguins.
Jesus fuking fuck. 😬
Jesus fuking fuck. 😬
Who needs Jewel? We have Lisa Loeb and she's better anyways.
January 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Who needs Jewel? We have Lisa Loeb and she's better anyways.
Holy crap. The last 15 minutes of Superman & Lois hit just as hard as the first 15 minutes of Pixar's Up!.
Was not expecting that. Anyway, my tear ducts are in perfect working order, so that's checked off the inspection list.
Was not expecting that. Anyway, my tear ducts are in perfect working order, so that's checked off the inspection list.
January 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Holy crap. The last 15 minutes of Superman & Lois hit just as hard as the first 15 minutes of Pixar's Up!.
Was not expecting that. Anyway, my tear ducts are in perfect working order, so that's checked off the inspection list.
Was not expecting that. Anyway, my tear ducts are in perfect working order, so that's checked off the inspection list.
Reposted by Wolfe Hanson
Never forget that McConnell could have put an end to this bulls**t four years ago, including a penalty that would have prohibited Trump from ever holding public office again.
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Never forget that McConnell could have put an end to this bulls**t four years ago, including a penalty that would have prohibited Trump from ever holding public office again.
The trick to gallows humor? It's all about the execution.
January 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The trick to gallows humor? It's all about the execution.
This is not going to end up being my political account, but let me just state emphatically to be as clear as humanly possible (as someone very gross tried to follow me here): FUCK NAZIS of all stripes and anyone defending them.
January 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is not going to end up being my political account, but let me just state emphatically to be as clear as humanly possible (as someone very gross tried to follow me here): FUCK NAZIS of all stripes and anyone defending them.
Here's a post with a dog. The dog is named Ollie. Ollie would like your attention now.
January 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Here's a post with a dog. The dog is named Ollie. Ollie would like your attention now.