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woebeauponye.bsky.social
Beatrice
@woebeauponye.bsky.social
Every day is draining when you live in a bathtub 🔞
In the wꚙds unknwn to civil
Pple that live simulacrums
Of a life not strctly for thm
Sffering agny from the upend
The wzard, so wise needs no dsguise
A puppet master lives deep insde
N yet whos to decide
Wht is a lie
Neurns fire, you're alive
So live your life, unrfined
1 day you're sure to also die
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Like 3 most people are going to be low
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
February 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies
February 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I've been getting into Kamen Rider lately
February 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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this came to my dream
February 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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the genghis khan fandom is dying. resqueak if you're willing to "steppe" up to the plate
February 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I fucking hate this rat bastard!!!!
February 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What is this dogs issue?
February 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Been on my Valheim shit lately
February 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Actually incredible app
January 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Transition is going well Spotify no longer calls me a male manipulator
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Only in London
December 3, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Made big Rarity pixel art on a beta 1.7.3 server
December 3, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Still better than discord!
December 3, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I had a dream I was at a store and there was a cup with Shadow the Hedgehog on it that said "if you have a small cock you get her for free" so I took it to the front and they didn't believe my cock was small and I started crying and I told them I'm on estrogen but they still wouldn't give it to me
December 3, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Posting some of my older work. Yordles!
November 22, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I don't get why people make fun of random British food they read on Wikipedia when food we actually eat is equally easy to make fun of like look at this shit this is actual war ration food
November 22, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Tried cigarettes and I gotta say anti cigarette ads did a really good job hiding how good cigarettes feel my whole life
November 22, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Found out I'm blocked by liv_agar on twitter. Wild. I wonder if it was brainworm posting that did it
November 20, 2024 at 4:51 AM
This was terrifying
November 20, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I hate when I have a cold and suddenly my nose clears up but it's painful to breath in through my nose
November 19, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Bet this tastes great
November 18, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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hate it when i use my flashlight for too long and can no longer breathe under water
November 18, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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see-thru dress 2
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 PM