Random Times Contributor ... 🤔

If I had children and worked from home, I'd probably make sure the mini-mes went to school.

Is the novel going to be called The Burden Of Ploof?

Explosion was probably caused by remote controlled anal chess beads.

Is this because us poors are shoplifting more or because the cost of the security stickers is now about the same as regular barcode stickers?

We all did 🤷‍♂️