JB
@wodafuh.bsky.social
Consumer, investor, voter, former subscriber of The Bezos Post and The Normalize Your Times. Fled Appalachia in 2024 to be closer to family and the Canadian border. Believe America has left the world of politics and entered that of psychiatry.
Did you know that the average total area of a human intestine is over 300 square feet?
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Did you know that the average total area of a human intestine is over 300 square feet?
Oh yes, I miss those times. The good old days when many of my friends were Republicans and most of them still made sense when their lips moved.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Oh yes, I miss those times. The good old days when many of my friends were Republicans and most of them still made sense when their lips moved.
Oh good. That will surely prevent the coming depression.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Oh good. That will surely prevent the coming depression.
He is quite impressive, and he is running against a plantation fortune scion and Trump sycophant. Thanks for bringing this matter to my attention.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
He is quite impressive, and he is running against a plantation fortune scion and Trump sycophant. Thanks for bringing this matter to my attention.
They have been working so hard we should give them a permanent vacation from their troubles.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
They have been working so hard we should give them a permanent vacation from their troubles.
And for some reason now I can't help hallucinating her face morphing into a snout every time I see her.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
And for some reason now I can't help hallucinating her face morphing into a snout every time I see her.
New York City is a conglomeration of billionaire compounds surrounded by fiefdoms populated by hungry and underhoused serfs who can't afford to stay but can't afford to leave either. And they don't even get any land for their loyalty and service.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
New York City is a conglomeration of billionaire compounds surrounded by fiefdoms populated by hungry and underhoused serfs who can't afford to stay but can't afford to leave either. And they don't even get any land for their loyalty and service.
Is Piggy calling them political prisoners yet?
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Is Piggy calling them political prisoners yet?
It tries to be an insult by combining "uppity nonwhite" and "nonwhite lover" in a short word followers can remember, but as such it encapsulates two core elements of real American patriotism - challenging authority and respecting diversity.
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It tries to be an insult by combining "uppity nonwhite" and "nonwhite lover" in a short word followers can remember, but as such it encapsulates two core elements of real American patriotism - challenging authority and respecting diversity.
Looks like all the speculators Trump was working to rescue have made their money off the first $20B and run, so their big bank buddies don't need to pitch in to save their asses now.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Looks like all the speculators Trump was working to rescue have made their money off the first $20B and run, so their big bank buddies don't need to pitch in to save their asses now.
I think when young boys make that gesture they mean "so you're the dick my daddy told me about."
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I think when young boys make that gesture they mean "so you're the dick my daddy told me about."
Entry jobs for the '25 graduating class being filled by AI agents likely accounts for the uptick in the unemployment rate, which is probably understated.
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Entry jobs for the '25 graduating class being filled by AI agents likely accounts for the uptick in the unemployment rate, which is probably understated.
I'm sure it's part of a brilliant strategy in their tireless fight against antisemitism. We are just too dense to grasp it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I'm sure it's part of a brilliant strategy in their tireless fight against antisemitism. We are just too dense to grasp it.
When I replaced all my flooring, I made sure not to order anything from MTG's district for this very reason. It was definitely NOT just her.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When I replaced all my flooring, I made sure not to order anything from MTG's district for this very reason. It was definitely NOT just her.
The "I was just following orders" and the "I am just a dizzy bimbo" defenses will not hold up at the trials.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The "I was just following orders" and the "I am just a dizzy bimbo" defenses will not hold up at the trials.
I wonder if Trump has ever called her "Piggy."
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I wonder if Trump has ever called her "Piggy."
That should be the greeting he gets from everyone delivering meals to his padded cell equipped with wall-to-wall video screens playing Obama speeches 7x24. Too mean?
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
That should be the greeting he gets from everyone delivering meals to his padded cell equipped with wall-to-wall video screens playing Obama speeches 7x24. Too mean?
Ellison is in the files.
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ellison is in the files.
His overflow asshole, aka Stephen Miller, was damn serious when he dictated this post.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
His overflow asshole, aka Stephen Miller, was damn serious when he dictated this post.
A walking argument for legalizing assault and battery in some special cases.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A walking argument for legalizing assault and battery in some special cases.
Not quite sure yet if the whole AI thing is a pump-and-dump or a regular Ponzi scheme.
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Not quite sure yet if the whole AI thing is a pump-and-dump or a regular Ponzi scheme.
The original, shorter post sounded like it came from his overflow asshole, aka Stephen Miller; this more elaborately deranged one sounds more like something out of his main one.
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The original, shorter post sounded like it came from his overflow asshole, aka Stephen Miller; this more elaborately deranged one sounds more like something out of his main one.
This post sounds like it came out of his overflow asshole aka Stephen Miller.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This post sounds like it came out of his overflow asshole aka Stephen Miller.
I think he is calling for more of that behavior from his minions. And this time with gusto.
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I think he is calling for more of that behavior from his minions. And this time with gusto.