We've reviewed the form you filed under the "Fetch Only Irrelevant Activities (F.O.I.A.)" act that passed puppygirl Congress in 1965 and are excited to tell you that I found a tennis ball outside today :)

I'm sorry, I cannot speak on matters pertaining to an ongoing investigation, but rest assured we're doing everything we can to avoid responsibility for this tummy ache

If I learned anything from tortoise and the hare it's that there are absolutely no consequences for taking a lil break every now and then :P

I'm also being very brave about it :)

Everyone please be happy with your Lauren :D

or maybe, if I'm going to learn anything from that dream, it's good that I talked to my wife about it and she was able to help me, and I don't need to be able to solve it alone :)

Fun fact, I missed the whole point of this dream until I talked about it with my wife. So it was not too on the nose, it wasn't on the nose enough apparently.