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@wobs23.bsky.social
Afraid of her own shadow, but she's like, really brave about it.
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My life is going so well right now in so many stupid ways, and oh my god it's so cringe, im actually insanely cringe.
However! My tolerance for cringe has never been higher, and we call that character development
However! My tolerance for cringe has never been higher, and we call that character development
My tummy hurts this morning, can someone help me with my diet? Last night I had:
- Ramen Noodles
- An egg (it was in the ramen)
- Tortilla chips w/ salsa (Not in the ramen)
- A pint of chocolate brownie ice cream
- A bottle of water
Please help, my tummy hurts so bad
- Ramen Noodles
- An egg (it was in the ramen)
- Tortilla chips w/ salsa (Not in the ramen)
- A pint of chocolate brownie ice cream
- A bottle of water
Please help, my tummy hurts so bad
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
My tummy hurts this morning, can someone help me with my diet? Last night I had:
- Ramen Noodles
- An egg (it was in the ramen)
- Tortilla chips w/ salsa (Not in the ramen)
- A pint of chocolate brownie ice cream
- A bottle of water
Please help, my tummy hurts so bad
- Ramen Noodles
- An egg (it was in the ramen)
- Tortilla chips w/ salsa (Not in the ramen)
- A pint of chocolate brownie ice cream
- A bottle of water
Please help, my tummy hurts so bad
Crazy how much sense everything makes after a good night's sleep, maybe I should try to squeeze in more than one of these a week... much to consider.
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Crazy how much sense everything makes after a good night's sleep, maybe I should try to squeeze in more than one of these a week... much to consider.
finally in bed and my girlfriend's shirt (smells like girlfriend :)) and my wife (smells like wife :)) are waiting for me all cozy... happy Lauren :D
January 11, 2026 at 12:24 PM
finally in bed and my girlfriend's shirt (smells like girlfriend :)) and my wife (smells like wife :)) are waiting for me all cozy... happy Lauren :D
Oh my God why the fuck am I still awake uuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Oh my God why the fuck am I still awake uuuuggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck
Gogmazios' female armor goes crazy, this is literally a muzzle, I'm making it as soon as possible obviously
January 10, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Gogmazios' female armor goes crazy, this is literally a muzzle, I'm making it as soon as possible obviously
The worst part about being right about how pathetic you are is the experience of being *that* pathetic
Like, validating? sure... but I do understand why I was running lmao
Like, validating? sure... but I do understand why I was running lmao
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The worst part about being right about how pathetic you are is the experience of being *that* pathetic
Like, validating? sure... but I do understand why I was running lmao
Like, validating? sure... but I do understand why I was running lmao
My life is going so well right now in so many stupid ways, and oh my god it's so cringe, im actually insanely cringe.
However! My tolerance for cringe has never been higher, and we call that character development
However! My tolerance for cringe has never been higher, and we call that character development
January 9, 2026 at 9:10 AM
My life is going so well right now in so many stupid ways, and oh my god it's so cringe, im actually insanely cringe.
However! My tolerance for cringe has never been higher, and we call that character development
However! My tolerance for cringe has never been higher, and we call that character development
On the couch in the new place we're renting shaking and crying like only the luckiest well adjusted 27 year olds (^:
In a dog bed shaking and crying like every well adjusted 27 year old :^)
January 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
On the couch in the new place we're renting shaking and crying like only the luckiest well adjusted 27 year olds (^:
The reason I only have one outfit is that a Lauren only exists for about a day, and all of us want to wear the Lauren outfit...
So we gotta have like 9 copies of everything so no one feels left out.
This also means that you can take my asymmetric skirt from my cold dead hands :D
So we gotta have like 9 copies of everything so no one feels left out.
This also means that you can take my asymmetric skirt from my cold dead hands :D
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The reason I only have one outfit is that a Lauren only exists for about a day, and all of us want to wear the Lauren outfit...
So we gotta have like 9 copies of everything so no one feels left out.
This also means that you can take my asymmetric skirt from my cold dead hands :D
So we gotta have like 9 copies of everything so no one feels left out.
This also means that you can take my asymmetric skirt from my cold dead hands :D
Couldn't dress myself for the first 15 years of my life and only wore one outfit (gym clothes)
Now I can dress myself, but I still only wear one outfit (I own 9 copies of the same skirt)
So it wasn't the number of outfits that was the problem, it was something else... lack of exposed torso prob
Now I can dress myself, but I still only wear one outfit (I own 9 copies of the same skirt)
So it wasn't the number of outfits that was the problem, it was something else... lack of exposed torso prob
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Couldn't dress myself for the first 15 years of my life and only wore one outfit (gym clothes)
Now I can dress myself, but I still only wear one outfit (I own 9 copies of the same skirt)
So it wasn't the number of outfits that was the problem, it was something else... lack of exposed torso prob
Now I can dress myself, but I still only wear one outfit (I own 9 copies of the same skirt)
So it wasn't the number of outfits that was the problem, it was something else... lack of exposed torso prob
The torso is the sexiest part of the body and exactly zero people can change my mind
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
The torso is the sexiest part of the body and exactly zero people can change my mind
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One day I'm going to pop my shoulder and disappear like a tetris line
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
One day I'm going to pop my shoulder and disappear like a tetris line
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It's Thursday.
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It's Thursday.
Had a dream where I was in an open field with a lion, and all you can do in that situation is yell and scream
Scared it off eating me for a moment, but then I was informed(?) I was being too loud
So I fought and lost quietly
I know I need simple and direct but isn't this a bit on the nose?
Scared it off eating me for a moment, but then I was informed(?) I was being too loud
So I fought and lost quietly
I know I need simple and direct but isn't this a bit on the nose?
December 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Had a dream where I was in an open field with a lion, and all you can do in that situation is yell and scream
Scared it off eating me for a moment, but then I was informed(?) I was being too loud
So I fought and lost quietly
I know I need simple and direct but isn't this a bit on the nose?
Scared it off eating me for a moment, but then I was informed(?) I was being too loud
So I fought and lost quietly
I know I need simple and direct but isn't this a bit on the nose?
If you come to understand just enough, is it possible to orbit Saṃsāra?
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you come to understand just enough, is it possible to orbit Saṃsāra?
Free to good* home!
*I'm bluffing
*I'm bluffing
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Free to good* home!
*I'm bluffing
*I'm bluffing
New "Lauren Happy on Christmas" any% WR set by @petziez.bsky.social , @doe-or-die.bsky.social , and @makeadent.bsky.social
We're seeing a real revival of the "Lauren Happy" categories with so many talented runners putting in such time, effort, and love :)
We're seeing a real revival of the "Lauren Happy" categories with so many talented runners putting in such time, effort, and love :)
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
New "Lauren Happy on Christmas" any% WR set by @petziez.bsky.social , @doe-or-die.bsky.social , and @makeadent.bsky.social
We're seeing a real revival of the "Lauren Happy" categories with so many talented runners putting in such time, effort, and love :)
We're seeing a real revival of the "Lauren Happy" categories with so many talented runners putting in such time, effort, and love :)
I feel like most of the people disappointed in me throughout my life just forgot to consider that I'm a little dog.
If you remember I'm a little dog, suddenly all my achievements are a lot more impressive :)
If you remember I'm a little dog, suddenly all my achievements are a lot more impressive :)
December 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I feel like most of the people disappointed in me throughout my life just forgot to consider that I'm a little dog.
If you remember I'm a little dog, suddenly all my achievements are a lot more impressive :)
If you remember I'm a little dog, suddenly all my achievements are a lot more impressive :)
Crazy that one of the highlights of my year was playing catch with a ball at a park dressed like a slut.
Don't let your dreams stay dreams! :D
Don't let your dreams stay dreams! :D
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Crazy that one of the highlights of my year was playing catch with a ball at a park dressed like a slut.
Don't let your dreams stay dreams! :D
Don't let your dreams stay dreams! :D
Everything makes more sense with my head at 45°
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Everything makes more sense with my head at 45°
Coping so well it's like I'm not coping at all :^)
December 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Coping so well it's like I'm not coping at all :^)
Career check-in with my manager today. Mentally preparing myself to avoid looking like this
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Career check-in with my manager today. Mentally preparing myself to avoid looking like this
Going absolutely feral thinking about using Whirling Ovation on the dungeon contest encounters
I'm so crazy excited, I want to kill, I want to kill everything, I want to have 4x/3x solar/strand surge and one-shot the bosses
I'm so crazy excited, I want to kill, I want to kill everything, I want to have 4x/3x solar/strand surge and one-shot the bosses
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Going absolutely feral thinking about using Whirling Ovation on the dungeon contest encounters
I'm so crazy excited, I want to kill, I want to kill everything, I want to have 4x/3x solar/strand surge and one-shot the bosses
I'm so crazy excited, I want to kill, I want to kill everything, I want to have 4x/3x solar/strand surge and one-shot the bosses