I’ve had a copy of this on my bookshelf for ages but never got round to reading it. Having read this note I will move it up to my “to be read soon” shelf. Progress has been made.

I imagine you could train cats to line your walls. Although it would cost a fortune to feed them and you’d probably lose heat through the cat flap. Maybe wall duvets are a better idea.

This makes me very happy. Hopefully many more soon. I’m sure you will make good use of every one.

Turned off sky news as you breathlessly stream every Farage speech and utterance. They have FIVE MPs- assume out of balance you will give ten times the airtime to any party with 50 MPs. Of course not, I’m afraid your bias is showing quite clearly.

I’ve read that inhaling asbestos is as effective as injecting bleach and abstaining from vaccines in promoting a long life. It must be RADICAL LEFT CONSPIRACY that no one has informed the beloved STRONG AND STABLE president.