wobblesmith
@wobblesmith.bsky.social
training the screenwriters of tomorrow. apologies in advance.
fuck you, Tkachuks.
February 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
fuck you, Tkachuks.
starting to wish i signed all my tax filings as “fuck you elon, you’re a shit muppet and no one cool likes you, which you know and it makes you so sad inside”
February 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
starting to wish i signed all my tax filings as “fuck you elon, you’re a shit muppet and no one cool likes you, which you know and it makes you so sad inside”
passionately stating my rebuttal to the dj that referred to fiona apple as a “one hit wonder” while my children worry about how much attn im paying to the road
February 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
passionately stating my rebuttal to the dj that referred to fiona apple as a “one hit wonder” while my children worry about how much attn im paying to the road
rally up, fellow rebel scum. the empire can be defeated after all.
February 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
rally up, fellow rebel scum. the empire can be defeated after all.
honored to live in a time when having “the talk” with my son is about civil unrest, failed statehood, and ideological violence instead of boners.
February 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
honored to live in a time when having “the talk” with my son is about civil unrest, failed statehood, and ideological violence instead of boners.
will someone out there please talk to me about pantheon
February 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
will someone out there please talk to me about pantheon
he gonna pay you just like he would a guy who installed carpet in one of his casinos. that is to say, he won’t.
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨
President Donald Trump's administration is set to offer every single federal worker the chance to take a "deferred resignation" with a severance package of roughly eight months of pay and benefits.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
President Donald Trump's administration is set to offer every single federal worker the chance to take a "deferred resignation" with a severance package of roughly eight months of pay and benefits.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Trump administration will offer all 2 million federal workers a buyout to resign
An email is set to go out to federal workers beginning Tuesday.
www.nbcnews.com
January 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
he gonna pay you just like he would a guy who installed carpet in one of his casinos. that is to say, he won’t.
lol. great job, fellow motorists.
January 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
lol. great job, fellow motorists.
sports grooooooaaaaaannnnnnnn
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
sports grooooooaaaaaannnnnnnn
these are my people, dammit
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
these are my people, dammit
my echo chamber is more of a feedback loop.
January 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
my echo chamber is more of a feedback loop.
the internet, amirite?
January 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
the internet, amirite?
honestly tip of the cap. he fucking played you, dems!
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
honestly tip of the cap. he fucking played you, dems!
america must be destroyed.
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
america must be destroyed.
2025 so far: my friends’ homes are burning down, my kids’ data has been leaked by a company contracted by our public school, and the president-elect wants to invade canada. gonna be a fun one!
January 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
2025 so far: my friends’ homes are burning down, my kids’ data has been leaked by a company contracted by our public school, and the president-elect wants to invade canada. gonna be a fun one!
maybe we’ll finally get that JTF-2 vs Delta Force showdown i’ve been hankering for.
January 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
maybe we’ll finally get that JTF-2 vs Delta Force showdown i’ve been hankering for.
turns out myanmar was a dry run.
Meta to get rid of factcheckers and recommend more political content
Meta to get rid of factcheckers and recommend more political content
Mark Zuckerberg says company will ‘dramatically reduce censorship’ across Facebook, Instagram and Threads
Meta is to get rid of factcheckers, “dramatically reduce the amount of censorship” and recommend more political content on its platforms, including…
www.theguardian.com
January 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
turns out myanmar was a dry run.
guess i’m relearning to torrent so i can watch Pantheon season 2
January 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
guess i’m relearning to torrent so i can watch Pantheon season 2
dear LV area environmental contractors, do not take this clean up job, you absolutely won’t be paid. unless you consider an old evander holyfield glove as payment.
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
dear LV area environmental contractors, do not take this clean up job, you absolutely won’t be paid. unless you consider an old evander holyfield glove as payment.
i’ve seen your folk songs about Luigi, but what i really want is a Sondheim-style ASSASSINS riff about a fateful trip to hawaii and The Lorax.
December 10, 2024 at 5:42 PM
i’ve seen your folk songs about Luigi, but what i really want is a Sondheim-style ASSASSINS riff about a fateful trip to hawaii and The Lorax.
it’s gonna be a bummer to find out that the murder of a healthcare industry ghoul wasn’t a revolutionary act, but some hot wife scenario gone sideways
December 4, 2024 at 4:56 PM
it’s gonna be a bummer to find out that the murder of a healthcare industry ghoul wasn’t a revolutionary act, but some hot wife scenario gone sideways
it’s my favorite time of year: spotify holds my favorite musicians at gunpoint and forces them to thank me
December 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
it’s my favorite time of year: spotify holds my favorite musicians at gunpoint and forces them to thank me
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This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 AM
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰
we’re the collective jacob’s ladder scenario of a young commie being beaten to death by a brownshirt
December 2, 2024 at 1:55 PM
we’re the collective jacob’s ladder scenario of a young commie being beaten to death by a brownshirt
my instagram feed is just people painting their doors black which i think is a metaphor for something
November 26, 2024 at 12:45 AM
my instagram feed is just people painting their doors black which i think is a metaphor for something