For the last week I’ve been trying to nail down saying “Patrick J. Pespas here” just right, that’s how you know you’ve made a great documentary. Telemarketers fucking rules.

Telemarketers is amazing. They get a whistleblower who insists on getting the blurred/voice changer treatment, and the very first thing he says is "I figure all cops have small dicks. They became cops because everyone was fucking their girlfriend in high school."