Matt White
wmatt.bsky.social
Matt White
@wmatt.bsky.social
Never knowingly underthought.

Winner of the East Anglia regional #smoulderingjesus competition 2020.
Looks good. Can I mention the typo on the site itself? The band were not called "The Filed Mice." Ouchie.
December 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Phew. That means a lot, thank you.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
No, you didn't, very true. That was me that did that. My Reply Guy bit went down a treat 😔
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Yeah but you *do* realise that Minsk is actually *not* in Russ.... etc etc

Reminds me of the Goons gag
"You're a spy!"
"No, I'm a Shepherd"
"Spy!"
"Shepherd!"
you can guess the rest 😐
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Despicable.

Why don't more people intervene is what I don't understand.
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The boy stood on the burning deck
Whence all but he had fled.
The captain had told him to leave as well
But he hadn't quite heard what he said.
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Something I rarely say about the Chancellor of the Exchequer
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I think you may have stumbled on something. I think she's ace.
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
She does know the mic and camera are on, right? Just checking.
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM