Matt White
@wmatt.bsky.social
Never knowingly underthought.
Winner of the East Anglia regional #smoulderingjesus competition 2020.
Winner of the East Anglia regional #smoulderingjesus competition 2020.
Had a delivery today. This box contains 2 non-stick frying pans. It's madness I tells you.
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Had a delivery today. This box contains 2 non-stick frying pans. It's madness I tells you.
#nowplaying
Steps - Story of a Heart.
Written by Benny & Bjorn. And if it came out in '79 it' d be anotherof their classics.
Steps - Story of a Heart.
Written by Benny & Bjorn. And if it came out in '79 it' d be anotherof their classics.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
#nowplaying
Steps - Story of a Heart.
Written by Benny & Bjorn. And if it came out in '79 it' d be anotherof their classics.
Steps - Story of a Heart.
Written by Benny & Bjorn. And if it came out in '79 it' d be anotherof their classics.
#nowplaying #bowie
It's No Game (part 1).
The outro with Fripp's guitar and "shut up!" is one the most thrilling bits in his music.
It's No Game (part 1).
The outro with Fripp's guitar and "shut up!" is one the most thrilling bits in his music.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
#nowplaying #bowie
It's No Game (part 1).
The outro with Fripp's guitar and "shut up!" is one the most thrilling bits in his music.
It's No Game (part 1).
The outro with Fripp's guitar and "shut up!" is one the most thrilling bits in his music.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Wow, new editor at the Mail?
#dailymail
#dailymail
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Wow, new editor at the Mail?
#dailymail
#dailymail
October 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Good work, whoever did this. Authoritarians really don't like being mocked 👌
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Good work, whoever did this. Authoritarians really don't like being mocked 👌
Stumbled across this poster for Thunderball.
"The name's Bond.. ."
*slaps across the floor*,
"James Bond"
"The name's Bond.. ."
*slaps across the floor*,
"James Bond"
September 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Stumbled across this poster for Thunderball.
"The name's Bond.. ."
*slaps across the floor*,
"James Bond"
"The name's Bond.. ."
*slaps across the floor*,
"James Bond"
@nytimes.com there's a bug in your Pips game. After a 'not quite correct' message the clock gets reset.
September 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
@nytimes.com there's a bug in your Pips game. After a 'not quite correct' message the clock gets reset.
Time for this one again
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Time for this one again
Watching the Highwaymen concert on Sky arts. Kris Kristofferson's wiki page contains this paragraph, which. must be up there with one of the best:
September 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Watching the Highwaymen concert on Sky arts. Kris Kristofferson's wiki page contains this paragraph, which. must be up there with one of the best:
Just noticed this handy pronunciation guide on the side of the Flahavan's porridge bag.
"Thanks, guys" ... as we say in England 🙄
"Thanks, guys" ... as we say in England 🙄
August 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Just noticed this handy pronunciation guide on the side of the Flahavan's porridge bag.
"Thanks, guys" ... as we say in England 🙄
"Thanks, guys" ... as we say in England 🙄
Now Trump has had his orders for the year, can we get back to this, please
August 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Now Trump has had his orders for the year, can we get back to this, please
August 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Slightly diminish a band: Butterfly vibrator
August 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Slightly diminish a band: Butterfly vibrator
Time for this one again
August 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Time for this one again
Another reason not to use g**gle
August 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Another reason not to use g**gle
#nowplaying this while watching the #lionesses take on Spain. Great match.
Broken Arrow is a high point of Western civilisation*
*drink has been taken
Broken Arrow is a high point of Western civilisation*
*drink has been taken
July 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
#nowplaying this while watching the #lionesses take on Spain. Great match.
Broken Arrow is a high point of Western civilisation*
*drink has been taken
Broken Arrow is a high point of Western civilisation*
*drink has been taken