The Princess Bride

We had a cat that ate fresh spinach. And peas. If you didn't give her a little bowl of peas, she would get on the table and steal them.

darth I got handed a kitten once when I was just trying to pick up food for cat number one and long story short now I have two cats

One of my favorite parts of The Wee Free Men is when Wentworth starts mumbling crivens at the end 😂
I've always said if I get a vanity plate it will be crivens

I adore the Feegles

Terry invented many wonderful things over the course of writing Discworld but "angry blue Scottish pixies who will steal anything that's not nailed down and also the things that are, nails and all" is very high on the list

The flower of my young adulthood was spent hearing about William Jefferson Clinton getting a blow job and here we are 27 years later and ONCE AGAIN I gotta hear about somebody sucking that man's dick.

This is such and evocative turn of phrase, bravo. Going to have to add this to my list.

For some reason my first thought was about the music service and I had even more questions

Good for you leaving. May a better and less stressful job arrive quickly

Ooh, congratulations! Did you get a new job, or did you just have enough?

It's so quietly traumatizing that you don't realize how much it wrecked you until you're sobbing in the bathroom a week after you finish it (said with all the love in my heart)