"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."

Don’t get too excited, I’m half the mustache I used to be.

Your narrow approach to the vernacular is one more thing I’d like to discuss with you over a coffee.